Caption this (dialogue bubbles)

[owotrucked]

What dialogue bubble could be funny to add to this picture?

Spoiler: context excerpt (optional)

“It’s our turn. Come, my brethren!” The sea elf behaved well until she suddenly drew her cutlass and her pistol to strike a pose with her friends and sea elf pawns.

"We are the deadly sea elf pirates. Unlike wood elves, we can dive underwater for hours. We are proud of our marksmanship, and we can weave pistol shots into our close combat techniques."

"So hum… why are they called pirates? Were you all outlaws?"

The elf squirmed. "Technically, we are sailors of the Cove army rather than pirates. But until recently, sea elves were known to kidnap people for… uh, purposes."

I don't ask you to actually edit the picture, you can just tell me the content of the bubble dialogue I should try

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

 

[Theirl]

Stop i dont want to be horny anymore

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

Stop I don't want to be horny anymore

He finally opened up and embraced the light of anti-horny... Don't be tempted, my son!

 

[owotrucked]

I presume NNN is going well for you then, good luck

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I presume NNN is going well for you then, good luck

This is a challenging question. What have you thought of putting as a caption?

 

[owotrucked]

This is a challenging question. What have you thought of putting as a caption?

No inspiration
I'm not really the verbal type of truck

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

No inspiration
I'm not really the verbal type of truck

Who would you like to have the speech bubble? The man?

 

[owotrucked]

Who would you like to have the speech bubble? The man?

I don't have restriction, it could be the man or the elf, whatever could make it funnier

Maybe, man: "Spare me, I haven't seen my family in ten years!"

 

[TheEldritchGod]

WHY???
I GO TO SLEEP FOR FIVE MINUTES AND YOU USE A MARKER TO WRITE DASHES ALL OVER MY FACE!
WHHHHYYYYYYYYYY???

 

[HelloHound]

What happens when the surprise party goes awry

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I don't have restriction, it could be the man or the elf, whatever could make it funnier

Maybe, man: "Spare me, I haven't seen my family in ten years!"

I was thinking for the man something like: "I can't swim! I don't even have my floaties!"

 

[Kalliel]

Forgive me, I've been listening to M a lot recently.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

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Forgive me, I've been listening to M a lot recently.

Or have the guy say "mom's spaghetti?" And the girl says "It's ready".

 

[K5Rakitan]

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Girl whispers: "It's free real estate"

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

What dialogue bubble could be funny to add to this picture?

Spoiler: context excerpt (optional)

“It’s our turn. Come, my brethren!” The sea elf behaved well until she suddenly drew her cutlass and her pistol to strike a pose with her friends and sea elf pawns.

"We are the deadly sea elf pirates. Unlike wood elves, we can dive underwater for hours. We are proud of our marksmanship, and we can weave pistol shots into our close combat techniques."

"So hum… why are they called pirates? Were you all outlaws?"

The elf squirmed. "Technically, we are sailors of the Cove army rather than pirates. But until recently, sea elves were known to kidnap people for… uh, purposes."

I don't ask you to actually edit the picture, you can just tell me the content of the bubble dialogue I should try

Silhouette goes "Whelp! Sorry bitch, I, uh, gotta be going to the Shadow Realm."
Man pleads "Please don't leave me here with her!!!..." *gargling noises as elf waifu, though actually eldritch entity, rends his jaw apart*

 

[TheEldritchGod]

THAT'S NOT AN ANIME ELF!!
THAT'S THREE CRUNCHY ROLL SUBSCRIBERS IN A TRENCHCOAT!

What wrong with that, hun?

THEY TOOK MY VIRGINITY!
I MIGHT OF LIKED IT!

 

[TotallyHuman]

"let's go play some more, honey"
"they never told me they were men!"
"how did he find out"

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

What dialogue bubble could be funny to add to this picture?

“It’s our turn. Come, my brethren!” The sea elf behaved well until she suddenly drew her cutlass and her pistol to strike a pose with her friends and sea elf pawns.

"We are the deadly sea elf pirates. Unlike wood elves, we can dive underwater for hours. We are proud of our marksmanship, and we can weave pistol shots into our close combat techniques."

"So hum… why are they called pirates? Were you all outlaws?"

The elf squirmed. "Technically, we are sailors of the Cove army rather than pirates. But until recently, sea elves were known to kidnap people for… uh, purposes."

Taking in the previous context...

Nervously sweats:

I hope they didn't run into my previous pet Fluffy. That would be very awkward...

Hopefully the others don't find out I accidentally let him escape due to my negligence.

I mean just why would he even want to run away? Aren’t pets supposed to love affection???