Create a Tinder Profile for Your Character

[Cosmictapestry]

I saw this thread in another forum (not my idea) and thought it was such a cool way to showcase your character (whether it’s your own or your favourite). I’ll start:

Eydis, Age: Somewhere between "forever young" and "older than your grandma" (don't ask).

About Me:
- Reigning Queen of Shadows, with a wardrobe that's killer (and I mean that literally).
- Hobbies include: Conquering realms (it's a workout), witty banter (I'm basically a stand-up comedian), and occasionally saving the world (but only if it's really inconvenient for the heroes).
- Swipe right if you're brave (or foolish) enough to handle a woman who's literally the embodiment of darkness. (Don't worry, I have a softer side... somewhere.)
- If you're a goody-two-shoes, hero, or anything resembling a Disney prince, move along. Disney princess, however…
- If you sneeze around fur (or three-headed hellhounds), this isn't going to work out.
- If the word "ophidiophobia" sends you running, we're not soulmates.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Okay...
What's Tinder?

 

[Rhaps]

Charlotte, Age: 28 (not her actual age)

About me:
- Silver Princess of Humanity
- Hobbies: killing Eldritch Abomination, doing drugs/manufacturing drugs (for myself only), property damage, ramming my ship into the Panama Canal (its not the KMS Bismarck, no, totally not)
- If you hate culture and tradition, want to break the chains of society, Swipe right and join me in my revolution
- I have a very cool warship with a near infinite amount of guns, wanna hunt a Leviathan?
- This is not a dating profile, this is a recuitment.

 

[Don_Quacko]

 

[Anemic_Vampire]

I don't know what this thread is actually about, but here I go anyway!

Anemia, Age: 27 (fake documents, of course).

About me:
- Vampire Maid, somewhat good at house chores
- Hobbies: spacing out while thinking about books, reading, knitting, sleeping?
- Please, swipe left and reject me
- If you hate cats, then we aren't meant to be together (Or maybe you just have cat allergies, which is definitely your fault!)
- I don't like too much violence or booldshed as a peaceful vegetarian vampire. (Actually, I am lying.) It's alright if you have a good reason for fighting someone, like that someone accidentally stepped on a cat's tail or something.
- This is not a dating profile, but a “hire me” advertisement poster (Same as Rhaps).

- If the word "ophidiophobia" sends you running, we're not soulmates.

Well, I am afraid of snakes and reptiles in general, but they are cool (or are they warm-blooded?) from afar. So, you clearly aren't meant to be my soulmate.

 

[tiaf]

Okay...
What's Tinder?

A card game where you have to swipe left and right to sort the players into “palatable” and “don’t come near me”

The palatable candidates may turn into kiss, f*ck, marry.

Or writing pals.

Or they swipe you to oblivion.

 

[Corty]

Here is my lazy effort.

Anyway, here are the templates for ya all:

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Eerie von Witchhat, age: 1,000 (or maybe longer. I forgot)

About me:
-I’m a weak witch, so I need someone to pamper me.
-My hobbies: I like herb collecting, so I don't die. Enchanting my robes is another thing I like, so I don't die. Everything I do is so that I don't die.
-Swipe right if you can handle taking care of the world’s weakest witch.
-Pros: I’m the funniest person in my cave. I'm as cute as they come!
-Cons: Weak witch. I've been told I don't understand common sense, but it's a different world, okay!?

 

[Syringe]

The first person is supposedly the most mentally sane all things considered.

 

[esThr]

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The first person is supposedly the most mentally sane all things considered.

S-S-Syringe?!?!

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

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The first person is supposedly the most mentally sane all things considered.

Cute

 

[Corty]

Eerie von Witchhat, age: 1,000 (or maybe longer. I forgot)

About me:
-I’m a weak witch, so I need someone to pamper me.
-My hobbies: I like herb collecting, so I don't die. Enchanting my robes is another thing I like, so I don't die. Everything I do is so that I don't die.
-Swipe right if you can handle taking care of the world’s weakest witch.
-Pros: I’m the funniest person in my cave. I'm as cute as they come!
-Cons: Weak witch. I've been told I don't understand common sense, but it's a different world, okay!?

Isn't she an aspiring actress, too? She is still in training, but she is doing well, as far as I have heard.

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

"Kuro"/Gregorio 'Greg' Santos
Approx. 29 y/o
Lives in Duchy of Maverny, Empire of Chersea, Chersea

About Me:
King of Cherwind (Eternal)
Duke of Maverny
Head Scholar Emeritus of the Demon Conclave
Manager of the Lady Hinwe Tal-Inwir
Founder/Faculty Member of the Chersean Academy (Language)
Co-Founder of the Royal Academy of Cherwind
General of the Demon "Jagers" Regiment
Former teacher from Earth
Former teacher of Cassandra David

-I'm just looking for friends, especially drinking buddies, who aren't psycho/yandere.

Skills
-godpower of the Human Saint (instant healing)
-godpower of the Beastman Saint (control over weather)
-godpower of the Demon Saint (perception of the future)
-godpower of the Elf Saint (control over anything liquid)
-musketry
-swordsmanship

Interests
-geopolitics
-economics
-reading stuff
-overthinking (lol)

Madelaine Ann "Maddie" Rubinforth
Approx. 2976 seasons/24 y/o
Lives in the Saint's Palace, Holy Palatial Gardens, Chersea

About Me:
Serving as the Human Saint
Duchess of Rubinforth
Faculty Member of the Chersean Academy (Arts)
Former General in the Royal Army of Nerfes

-I'm looking for Kuro. Only Kuro. And K. U. R. O.

Skills
-godpower of the Human Saint (instant healing)
-musketry
-swordsmanship
-painting/drawing

Interests
-laze my days off
-art (I paint!)
-think about Kuro
-think again about Kuro
-Kuro

Lilyhaven Tamriel "Lily" von Leese
Approx. 2980 seasons/24 y/o
Lives in the Saint's Palace, the Holy Palatial Gardens, Chersea

About Me:
Head Maid to the Human Saint
Princess of Nerfes
Faculty Member of the Chersean Academy (Technology and Livelihood Education)
Former General of the Royal Army of Nerfes

-I'm content with serving Her Holiness, the Lady Madelaine, but I can make friends!

Skills
-Bloodbath Skill
-musketry
-swordsmanship
-cooking
-cleaning
-laundry
-other household stuff

Interests
-housemaking
-Filipino games like 'agawan base,' 'patintero' and 'sungka'
-Uno

Eris Braunhauer
Approx. 2045 seasons/17 y/o
Lives in Duchy of Maverny, Empire of Chersea, Chersea

About Me:
Kuro's Wife (We're not yet married, but getting there)
Head Maid of the House of Maverny
Former Maidservant to the Human Saint
Duchess of Braunhauer
Faculty Member of the Chersean Academy (History)

-I'm always looking for ways to invest my lord/husband's money in profitable stuff.

Skills
-housemaking
-bookkeeping

Interests
-geopolitics
-economics
-history
-Filipino food
-Uno

Also, @Cosmictapestry this is an interesting way of showcasing characters! Imma build an illustration book of my characters from my novel with this idea. Thanks!

 

[Cosmictapestry]

So, you clearly aren't meant to be my soulmate.

No, her lover might kill you first before the snake gets to you.

The first person is supposedly the most mentally sane all things considered.

Low-key digging the metric conversion there!

Charlotte, Age: 28 (not her actual age)

About me:
- Silver Princess of Humanity
- Hobbies: killing Eldritch Abomination, doing drugs/manufacturing drugs (for myself only), property damage, ramming my ship into the Panama Canal (its not the KMS Bismarck, no, totally not)
- If you hate culture and tradition, want to break the chains of society, Swipe right and join me in my revolution
- I have a very cool warship with a near infinite amount of guns, wanna hunt a Leviathan?
- This is not a dating profile, this is a recuitment.

I doubt you can find good war recruitment on Tinder… (unless sex is a weapon?)

Anyway, here are the templates for ya all:

That’s a lot of effort for someone who hasn’t touched her personal laptop in months.

Eerie von Witchhat, age: 1,000 (or maybe longer. I forgot)

About me:
-I’m a weak witch, so I need someone to pamper me.
-My hobbies: I like herb collecting, so I don't die. Enchanting my robes is another thing I like, so I don't die. Everything I do is so that I don't die.
-Swipe right if you can handle taking care of the world’s weakest witch.
-Pros: I’m the funniest person in my cave. I'm as cute as they come!
-Cons: Weak witch. I've been told I don't understand common sense, but it's a different world, okay!?

Weak witch sounds cute tbh.

Also, @Cosmictapestry this is an interesting way of showcasing characters! Imma build an illustration book of my characters from my novel with this idea. Thanks!

Oh, I sense a yandere vibe from Maddie.
Sprinkling world-building bits into a character profile is a fun idea.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

A card game where you have to swipe left and right to sort the players into “palatable” and “don’t come near me”

The palatable candidates may turn into kiss, f*ck, marry.

Or writing pals.

Or they swipe you to oblivion.

O.o
Is there a god of this Tinder? I suspect I should enter into a contest with him and corrupt this 'Tinder' for the purpose of bringing about the great culling. I have been slacking about the great culling, as of late. After I won control of Feminism in a Card game with Artemis, all my plans for the Great Culling fell apart. You'd think feminism would be great for paving the way for the destruction of Humanity, but no. It just corrupts everything it touches, including my plans for world domination. Set me back decades.

 

[Amrasil207]

Nyx
Age: at least 19 + how long she slept inside an over-glorified iron pyramid.
Location: Terra, Kazimierz, Kawalerielki Alliance, (usually) Nearl's Mansion.
Status: Single (unfortunately she has someone in mind.)
Profile:

1. Occupation: Former mercenary, currently a courier and messenger. Available to contract for clandestine works for the right price or favor.​
2. Hobbies: Baking sweets, caring for children, and collecting skulls.​
3. Interest: History, Weaponry, and Education.​
4. Skills: Teaching, Training, Travelling, and Terminating.​
5. Loves: A gifted sword from someone she fancied and all books she got from orphaned children.
   Likes: Sweets plus cakes, bows and arrows, guns, and cookbooks.
   Neutral: Being used as a pawn.
   Dislikes: Clownery contracts and having too many dead weights.
   Hates: False contract and seeing children harmed in any way.​

Swipe right, to deliberately step into the limelight plus the line of fire, if you're interested.

 

[QuercusMalus]

Okay...
What's Tinder?

It's what you use to start fires.
Obviously I don't need it.
But if we're talking 'the birds and the bees', they won't leaf me alone. I practically have to beat them off with a stick. I mean, I do like the passionate relationships, but they get me all hot and bothered (very bothered, I mean, I am flammable).
Most of my past relationships have told me that I'm too wooden and could stand to branch out more. Though they do at least admit I am the sheltering type.