Cringiest SH Member

[TheEldritchGod]

Probably @TheEldritchGod

I am the most normal and boring of normal. I'm so normal the CIA agents listening to the microphones hidden in my fillings often fall asleep. I am the most boring thing you ever found in your breakfast cereal. Yes, I might like to slap random people, but that's only because I like percussion, and as everyone knows, the drummer is the most boring member of a band. I am so dull I am Anti-Sharp and can heal cuts by proximity. I never have to wash my towels because every time I get out of the shower, it gets cleaner when I rub it against my body. I eat fish on Friday, tacos on Tuesday, and suffer an existential crisis when someone offers me a fish taco, like any normal, boring human would.

Here's a picture of me.

And my family on the beach

And me with a giant, oversized comedy spider to show my whimsical side.
I am not cringe. I am a perfectly normal, ordinary, and boring human, just like everyone else.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I am the most normal and boring of normal. I'm so normal the CIA agents listening to the microphones hidden in my fillings often fall asleep. I am the most boring thing you ever found in your breakfast cereal. Yes, I might like to slap random people, but that's only because I like percussion, and as everyone knows, the drummer is the most boring member of a band. I am so dull I am Anti-Sharp and can heal cuts by proximity. I never have to wash my towels because every time I get out of the shower, it gets cleaner when I rub it against my body. I eat fish on Friday, tacos on Tuesday, and suffer an existential crisis when someone offers me a fish taco, like any normal, boring human would.
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Here's a picture of me.
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And my family on the beach
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And me with a giant, oversized comedy spider to show my whimsical side.
I am not cringe. I am a perfectly normal, ordinary, and boring human, just like everyone else.

Don’t worry… *looks scared for your strong denial* we on SH will help you power through this rough patch in your life.

 

[LunaSoltaer]

Don’t worry… *looks scared for your strong denial* we on SH will help you power through this rough patch in your life.

Fire3. Bolt3. Ice3. Slow. Meteo. X-Zone.

.... helping delivered.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Fire3. Bolt3. Ice3. Slow. Meteo. X-Zone.

.... helping delivered.

*points thumb* This gal is one ruthless Pokémon.

 

[Zakuro]

Bashfully

Bashfully.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@dummycake Guess what? @SailusGebel 's summons for @Zakuro actually worked!!!

 

[Zakuro]

@dummycake Guess what? @SailusGebel 's summons for @Zakuro actually worked!!!

That's because:

Spoiler

We're the same person.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

That's because:

Spoiler

We're the same person.

Whaaaaaaaat?!?! It all makes sense now! Nice to see you again, Sailus.
Got time for another "Bruh"?

 

[Zakuro]

Whaaaaaaaat?!?! It all makes sense now! Nice to see you again, Sailus.
Got time for another "Bruh"?

Bruh.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Bruh.

We both know Sails is too lazy to make another account. Don't lie.

 

[Zakuro]

We both know Sails is too lazy to make another account. Don't lie.

Of course we know that. We are him.