How old are you?

[Suchende558]

Sometimes i be reading some of y'all messages and novels and go damn this person is old
Like Wow, like i also get it novel site but like damn.

 

[Corty]

Yes, after 25 we should all retire, after 30 we should wear diapers, after 35 it is time to dig that grave and by 40, jump headfirst into it. If you live past 45, damn, what are you even doing? After 50? Hah, nobody at that age ever thinks about silly things like... I don't know, writing. He/She should be watching TV or something, not going on the internet and doing creative stuff. Creativity should be limited to ages between 15 and 20. After that, just join the NPC club.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Over 30 but under 35

after 30 we should wear diapers

*change diapers

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Yes, after 25 we should all retire

I guess I have one more year before retirement

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Well, as the democrats say, 8 is the new 18.

[INSERT PIC OF BIDEN SNIFFING LITTLE GIRLS HERE]

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

I can't remember how it looks, how it taste, nor how cheerful the party back then.

but I still remember the fact that i have a birthday cake once upon a time.

 

[RavenRunes]

I'm old enough to remember Chernobyl.

 

[Carefully]

I am older than time

 

[AliceShiki]

I was born in December 23rd, 2018~

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I was born in December 23rd, 2018~

You are surprisingly well spoken for being so young.

 

[PeacefulMyst]

uhh i think 2 this year?

 

[Aaqil]

I was born in December 23rd, 2018~

What if you're lying?

 

[DarkeReises]

I am approximately infinite years old

 

[Deleted member 54065]

33. I don't care if people learn of my age.

 

[Suchende558]

Yes, after 25 we should all retire, after 30 we should wear diapers, after 35 it is time to dig that grave and by 40, jump headfirst into it. If you live past 45, damn, what are you even doing? After 50? Hah, nobody at that age ever thinks about silly things like... I don't know, writing. He/She should be watching TV or something, not going on the internet and doing creative stuff. Creativity should be limited to ages between 15 and 20. After that, just join the NPC club.

literally

I was born in December 23rd, 2018~

World's most intelligent toddler

 

[TotallyHuman]

Older than trees, younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze.

 

[HappyVainGlory]

A couple of years away from wizardry.

 

[Lorelliad]

33. I don't care if people learn of my age.

You could be my second dad

 

[Deleted member 54065]

You could be my second dad

I can be your older bro, though. I mean, I'm still single and I did it (giving advise bro stuff) with my students before, but now...

Please refer to Deped Order 49 Series 2022.

 

[AliceShiki]

You are surprisingly well spoken for being so young.

Ehe! Alice wa smart desu!

What if you're lying?

What if you're lying about you thinking that I am lying~?

World's most intelligent toddler