Mysticant
Resident Ant
- Joined
- Jun 17, 2021
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I mean I can understand where you are coming from...but don't you feel like tackling the unknown? Walking the event horizon?Huh? No, I mean ugly monsters are generally considered sexier.
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Zui Shuai (Most handsome) was born as a handsome baby, blessed by the gods. His parents kowtowed at the sight of his visage of handsomeness. That day spring rain arrived, downpouring handsomeness into this world.
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Ox beast: I will kill you.
Zui Shuai: Come at me, handsome beast!
Ox beast (blushes): What, even my parents haven't called me that!
Zui Shuai: Well now you know.
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Rival: I will have my revenge.
Zui Shuai: I shall await, handsome rival!
Rival (blushes): What, even my partner refuses to acknowledge that!
Zui Shuai: It is but the truth.
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Princess(male): Zui Shuai! (cries)
Zui Shuai: I have come to your aid, your handsomeness(highness)!
Princess(male) (blushes): What, no one has ever told me such bold words before.
Zui Shuai: Your handsomeness is boundless and pure!
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Master: So, it has come that you have surpassed me...
Zui Shuai: Master, your view of the dao is flawed. Separating good and evil, right and wrong. I believe everything including good and evil to be handsome. Because my dao is truly handsome.
Dao (blushes).
Master (shocked): What, but good and evil... Handsome and ugly...
Zui Shuai: Ugliness only hides in one's heart, reflected in one's eyes. My heart is handsome, and so all shall be handsome. Including you, master.
Master (blushes): Zui Shuai...I have seen the handsomest. (bows)
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Memes aside. This would be a pretty funny oneshot.