If you were able to boggle elves with a 150' tall video on the inside of their city walls, What video would you use?

[TheEldritchGod]

So the MC is fleeing a City Of Elves and on the way out, decides to leave them a little gift. He can cast illusions 150 feet high in a giant square that lasts for 15 minutes. He plans on leaving behind a video on the city walls to show what a great time he had being captured and nearly executed. The place is super advanced magic, giant gleaming walls of gold, and many, many elves living ideal lives of peace and happiness... until the MC breaks out of Prison and runs roughshod across the city to escape from under the anti-teleport field.

Given he can remember and have the illusion replay any video he's seen, he was going to leave behind something... special.

Feel free to give your own specific suggestion

 

[SailusGebel]

Lil B - Bitch Doing 30.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Gandalf bobbing his head to sax for 10 hours.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Gandalf bobbing his head to sax for 10 hours.

We have a front runner!

 

[Reinaislost]

One of Vsauce's weird videos!

 

[l8rose]

 

[SailusGebel]

Wait, 15 minutes? Okay, Lil B is 5 minutes or so, so I need to fill 10 more minutes, huh? Okay, the next thing is also 5 minutes long, it's Chuggo - Ah C'mon. As for the remaining 5 minutes... I have no idea. Cat memes.

 

[Biggest-Kusa-Out-There]

brainrot compilations of gen z memes, mlg edits, phonk edits, and OF girls thirst traps...
on the upper third of the screen GTA V gameplay (the ones where they go down ramps)
on the lower third of the screen surfway surfers gameplay

FRY THEIR DOPAMINE RECEPTORS

 

[georgelee5786]

Tentacle hentai

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

So the MC is fleeing a City Of Elves and on the way out, decides to leave them a little gift. He can cast illusions 150 feet high in a giant square that lasts for 15 minutes. He plans on leaving behind a video on the city walls to show what a great time he had being captured and nearly executed. The place is super advanced magic, giant gleaming walls of gold, and many, many elves living ideal lives of peace and happiness... until the MC breaks out of Prison and runs roughshod across the city to escape from under the anti-teleport field.

Given he can remember and have the illusion replay any video he's seen, he was going to leave behind something... special.

Feel free to give your own specific suggestion

Cursed porn, while playing the GummyBear song as audio in an incessant loop. That way even the filthiest of degenerates in this happy society can’t even jack off to it with that mood-killer in the background (or worse, lead to a creation of a whole new fetish in the red light district… mwahaha…)

 

[Detective_Quack]

GummyBear song

And there! The ear worm begins all again.

 

[Yamemai]

Depends on the world & their culture.
Like if you showed porn to the elves from Slave of the Elves [warning NSFW], then they may stop to watch it, but aren't really 'boggled' by it.
Or if you showed cat porn/videos to some of the more nature aligned elves, then unlikely to either.
Show something to a more technologically advanced world? Meh.

Anyways, since they live an ideal life of "peace & happiness", maybe some gore stuff? Aka cursed porn.... Or cursed images like...... ehh think it could be considered cursed porn too.

Ps. lol, I wonder if this event would introduce the elves to screenplays/movies/etc if they didn't have it already.

 

[Detective_Quack]

Time to show them the entire cats movie or the human caterpillar

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

And there! The ear worm begins all again.

You're welcome! *bows with a flourish*

 

[Alski]

 

[Detective_Quack]

I was wondering why no one posted this

 

[2wordsperminute]

Baby shark would ruin the peaceful lives of the elves.

 

[melchi]

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

 

[LuoirM]

150' tall video, like, a, billboard?