Making rules in the broken world

[Draconite]

A president was once elected on the republic because he promised everyone to have free cookies every sunday

 

[Napelynn]

A president was once elected on the republic because he promised everyone to have free cookies every Sunday

I'd vote for him too.

At the end of the rainbow there is a leprechaun, but what he has is not a pot of gold. Instead he has pot.

 

[Agentt]

Isn't that the frog and scorpion fairy tale?

A princess is trapped in a tower in nowhere and a knight came to save her but the one who kidnapped her is more beautiful than her so they make out

Yes it is from that tale, though the one I have read had a frog and snake.

A man once spouted a random sentence and people worship him as the messiah

You summarised every religion on this planet.
Of course we can't forget some classics.
The people were hats on the feet and shoes on the head. Hence they got foot lice and athlete's head.

 

[Napelynn]

A man once nuked an entire country because one of the people in that country called him a drama queen and not a drama king

 

[Agentt]

The wars do not exist in that world. All disputes are solved through rock paper scissor matches and the user has to nuke himself.

In a world where there are ice demons and fire breathing dragons, calling someone cool or hot is an insult
Girls have longer penises than boys

 

[Agentt]

A person got decapitated bit was still fine since the pocket watch given to him by his childhood friend broke the impact

 

[Draconite]

A sentient nuke decided to take his own life, and caused a nuclear war in the process

 

[Agentt]

This research may surprise you.
The world is fucked.
New research done by scientists of super mega joint hyper university has revealed that everything we might knew about this world might be wrong.
This world is weird. Stop the recording, I am going home, said one of the scientists.
That's all for today. Keep watching to see a gamer ranting about how they gave dawn from the famous pokemon series insane dimensions.