Making rules in the broken world

[Draconite]

In a place far far away a witch cursed a man to have a horse head because it's full moon

 

[Napelynn]

In a different dimension called Florida, some people stole pandas and then painted them completely black before returning them. They said, "Uniform colors look better"

 

[Draconite]

In times memorial, a women turned herself into a ghost so she can fulfill her dream of becoming a true exhibitionist

 

[Napelynn]

On a planet a bit more fantastical than our own, a man gained a supreme telepathy ability and pretended to be god for a while. Religions had quite a bit of trouble during this time.

 

[Draconite]

On an isekai world, a salty reincarnated individual makes a gacha game so everybody can taste his suffering

 

[Napelynn]

A masterful sorcerer once placed an illusion on everyone in the world that made water look like lava.

 

[Draconite]

A man once had a post nut clarity so big he became a sage

 

[Napelynn]

God once made a ball pit out of inhabited planets and then played in it. This horrid event became known as God's Balls

 

[Draconite]

In her youth a great alchemist, studyed alchemy so that she can make a futa potion and make a yuri harem

 

[Napelynn]

No one in his world ever noticed but, a great poet named John Smith was actually just writing innuendos

 

[Draconite]

Everyone tried searching for Yeir's treasure, but no one knows it's under his bed

 

[Napelynn]

Everyone tried searching for Yeir's treasure, but no one knows it's under his bed

Similarly, a master theif's lair, where she kept all her stolen treasures, was actually just in her closet

 

[Draconite]

The witch hunt in Justra is caused by the women in the town knowing their husbands are gay and is screwing each other

 

[Napelynn]

The dinosaurs never went extinct, they just left to another dimension. The "meteor" that wiped them out was a actually just a large smoke bomb they developed after looking into the future with a time machine and seeing ninjas.

P.S. They also rather liked anime

 

[Draconite]

Every adventurer once tried to search for the legendary flying carpet, but nobody knew that it's just a ceiling carpet

 

[Napelynn]

A famous warrior famed for his skill with a trident actually used a giant fork. You see, he had made it his goal to find and eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[Draconite]

A famous warrior famed for his skill with a trident actually used a giant fork. You see, he had made it his goal to find and eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Kudos for him

An alchemist tried to replace all of his blood with special drugs to be always high

 

[Napelynn]

A certain man only used toilets made of cacti, "I don't know what it is about normal toilets, they're just... not prickly enough" He also had a pet porcupine to help him out whenever he stayed at a hotel or something similar that didn't have cactus toilets.

 

[Draconite]

A card player suddenly became god when a certain god activated his trap card

 

[Napelynn]

A magical painter had the ability to make her paintings real. So what did she paint? Did she make infinite food for the poor? Did she make magical beasts to protect her kingdom? Or did she paint a wonderful villa for her and her family? None of these things. No, what she painted was far greater, she painted... an invisible Lego. It could fell giants, dragons, even gods could not call themselves powerful before her, not as long as she had the power to torture them whenever she wished.