Me: Something Is Wrong Here... Everyone Else: HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS!?

[HURGMCGURG]

A scenario in which the subject of the story is missing something rather obvious.

 

[mrsimple]

The first thing that comes to my mind are eyes, but you can see perfectly fine. . . and yet, when you blink or close your eyes, something feels off. >.>

 

[JustHANO]

Headphones
Check.
Dubstep
Check.
Shopping list
Check.

Steaks
The steak my dad cooks is amazing, and I know my steaks won't be up to par. I'll buy the most expensive steaks just to make up for my inexperience. Yea that'll probably work out.
+$16.49 each x 4

Garlic
I'll keep it basic. I have salt and pepper at home and I'll just add garlic for some flavor. The internet says thats how you make the best steaks, you know, minus the garlic, but i have taste buds sooo...
+$1.09

Solo cups
I don't drink much anymore, but these bring back memories. Maybe I'll buy some extra, talk them into some beer pong.
+$3.34 each x 2

Potatoes
I don't know. Maybe Antonio can show me how to bake a potatoe. I hope i have enough ingredients at home...
+$2.67

Cheap ping pong balls
Yea, no. This is a horrible ideal.
-$3.34

And I'll just buy a regular lighter at the front. This is weird though, no one is here, except down at the first register. Maybe I should cut down my music.

"Hey are you done shopping dumbass?"

"That's no way to talk to a custo..." It wasn't an employee who said that...

"DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW. AND EMPTY YOUR POCKETS." His gun spoke louder than him.

"Who robs a grocery store?!"

 

[Llamadragon]

Dude, that’s hilarious.