HURGMCGURG

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  HURGMCGURG

• Feb 18, 2020

I used to always give my characters in D&D high intelligence and low wisdom. Recently, I've begun to realize I operate that way in real life. For example, I've realized how I can fix some parts of my life, but have not made attempts at planning it out.

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  Blitz

• Jan 30, 2020

Since you didn't mention where I'll write it here.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Jan 7, 2020

Name the donut.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Jan 1, 2020

Hewwo evewyone! OwO Iwt's me, youw most favowitest fwiend, HURG. I juwst wanted tuwu decwawe my undying wove tuwu scwibbwehub, because I was feewing a wittwe siwwy.
Now fuck off.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Dec 31, 2019

Happy New Year. I'm sick.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Dec 25, 2019

I'm currently jetlagged and running on fumes right now. With that said, Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays. Be cheerful and shit.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Dec 16, 2019

Considering all of the conspiracy theories out there, I would not be surprised if there was one that was actually mostly right.

Not you, Flat-Earthers. You guys are fucking stupid.

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  tiaf

• Dec 6, 2019

It shall be WAR!!!! (￣＾￣)つ)ﾟ∀ﾟ)

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  HURGMCGURG

• Nov 28, 2019

For my fellow Muricans, I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving.
If you're not Murican, you will also get a Happy Thanksgiving, but I will be extremely reluctant and will do my best to make the situation awkward for you.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Nov 20, 2019

Happy International Men's Day! As a man, I am so proud of all the men out there, standing up for our rights. We've taken some big steps in the past years for our rights, and I just know we'll get our equality eventually.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Nov 15, 2019

Oh, mirthful misery,
Such joyful agony,
A scar you leave behind,
From a blessing.
The painful happiness,
The aggravating bliss,
Remembering our time,
Still leaves a sting.

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  Zoey

• Nov 7, 2019

I seem to have upset you when I called you "That asshole." As such I am sending you this official apology.

I'm sorry.

-Zoey

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  Zoey

• Oct 30, 2019

I felt you needed to see this.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Oct 30, 2019

I have changed my look to better represent myself. A permanently grumpy old man.

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  ohko

• Oct 22, 2019

Hurhur! I just wanted to let you know that I love you!

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  HURGMCGURG

• Oct 9, 2019

Oh great Morpheus, why do you deny me?

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  HURGMCGURG

• Oct 4, 2019

Some days you just wake up and decide to establish communism.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Oct 2, 2019

And suddenly, @Yorda posts everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

FFS, you don't need a custom title.

If you make one, it should be "Human Spambot"

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  HURGMCGURG

• Sep 30, 2019

I've evolved. I have become the ultimate creature of laziness.

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  HURGMCGURG

• Sep 9, 2019

Life is like a bowl of soup. I hate soup.