Monkey's Paw

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but it is armpit flavored
(had to use google translate for that one)

I wish for a good cooking vr game novel

Granted, it's a well-written NTR novel where Gordon Ramsey steals your girl with a good ass hamburger.

I wish for three lamps.

 

[Reborn_Cat]

Granted, it's a well-written NTR novel where Gordon Ramsey steals your girl with a good ass hamburger.

I wish for three lamps.

Granted, but the genies of the lamps NTR you every five-minutes (At this point you're more annoyed at them interrupting you every five minutes rather than sad from being cucked)

I wish you a merry Christmas,
I wish you a merry Christmas,
I wish you a merry Christmas,
And a happy ____________________.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, but the genies of the lamps NTR you every five-minutes (At this point you're more annoyed at them interrupting you every five minutes rather than sad from being cucked)

I wish you a merry Christmas,
I wish you a merry Christmas,
I wish you a merry Christmas,
And a happy ____________________.

-time fucking your friends and extended family in the ass with a jackhammer pelvis.

I wish for a new pelvis, this thing isn't letting me sleep at night.

 

[Reborn_Cat]

-time fucking your friends and extended family in the ass with a jackhammer pelvis.

I wish for a new pelvis, this thing isn't letting me sleep at night.

Granted, but the new pelvis plays Never gonna give you up all the time

I wish for more ideas for this game cause I ran out

 

[PhillisCreziles]

Wish granted, but all of the ideas that have been granted are about among us

I wish for a flying potato

 

[Reborn_Cat]

Wish granted, but all of the ideas that have been granted are about among us

I wish for a flying potato

Granted, But the potato is sus

I wish I could stop getting voted out

 

[BenJepheneT]

Granted, But the potato is sus

I wish I could stop getting voted out

granted, you keep getting killed instead

I wish for a 1964 Chevy Impala that isn't a tricked out Latino lowrider.

 

[Reborn_Cat]

granted, you keep getting killed instead

I wish for a 1964 Chevy Impala that isn't a tricked out Latino lowrider.

I don't know much about cars, so you get a hotwheels version of it

I wish the british meaning of the word bonk didn't exist (I can never use it again the way I used to)

 

[BenJepheneT]

I don't know much about cars, so you get a hotwheels version of it

I wish the british meaning of the word bonk didn't exist (I can never use it again the way I used to)

Granted, now it means child molestation.

I wish to shapeshift.

 

[Generik0]

Granted, now it means child molestation.

I wish to shapeshift.

Granted, now you can shapeshift as a dick but limited only to gay people.

I wish the understand the Terms and Rules.