Out of Context

[SternenklarenRitter]

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[RepresentingEnvy]

"Who's a dork!? I'll have you know I worked out at least three times a week."

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

"Almost instantly she had plans in her mind for a massive machine that would erase everyone on Earth’s knowledge of the word ‘daddy.’" Fluff, ch 57

 

[Kalliel]

''Women.

They are hot.''

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

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> "Well, that is the Princess Nasherka's... poop. Freshly smuggled out of the Solstreus Castle latrine last week. Despite its appearance, this thing has some magical properties and is a very good conductor of mana as well." (Harris)

https://www.scribblehub.com/read/120309-there-is-something-wrong-with-this-game/chapter/707460/ D001 by @FlyingPirateCat

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

"And yes, I know how to apply tentacles to schoolgirls, to preempt your next question." Isekai'd Shoggoth ch95

 

[Corty]

I spat at her while bringing her leg up, and without any hesitation, I punched her in the pussy.

 

[Voidiris]

"I almost killed your reincarnated dad!"

Side Note chapter 201.

 

[APieceOfRock]

"Absolutely nothing will go wrong if I stick my rod into that furnace!"

 

[Sabruness]

"...I think I also accidentally cat clergy." also Isekai'd Shoggoth Ch 95

 

[BlackKnightX]

"It was her p***y!" Best quote from yours truly.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

"So if I said you had a beautiful cock, would you hold it against me?"

- Preview of the next chapter of FTS.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

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Like moving through molasses, I desperately unclench my hand and whisper “Time. For. Lunch. Break!”

Charisma - Chapter 1

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@Corty That is so bad out of context! But I almost worry that's worse in context...

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

"Almost instantly she had plans in her mind for a massive machine that would erase everyone on Earth’s knowledge of the word ‘daddy.’" Fluff, ch 57

I love that story! And starsdamn!!! It really sounds terrible out of context, doesn't it?

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Catching a thermal, he started to gain altitude as he shouted back down, "I LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING DINNER WITH YOU AND PERHAPS DEVOURING YOUR FELINE!"

- I Was Summoned, Ch 4

 

[Corty]

@Corty That is so bad out of context! But I almost worry that's worse in context...

It was while fighting a bandit leader.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Jake blinked and turned back to Ivy, "Who the Hell needs thirteen virgins?"

- Hotrod Lantern. Ch 11


And the last one...


"I am Prince Sukka'mi'dik"

-Hari-Kiri Nonfeasance, Ch 23

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

It was while fighting a bandit leader.

Oh ok. That's a lot better in context.
That is reeally bad out of context though... my goodness...

 

[SternenklarenRitter]

Name: Zaria van Kairan
Age: '+~!;?
Race: Kitsune Maid
Title: 'Apex' 'The Maid' 'The Loving Maid' 'The Undefeated Maid' ' The Magic Maid' 'The Apex Maid' [other Titles hidden; only visible to holder of Kitsune Maid Contract]
Class: Apex, Maid [other Classes hidden; only visible to holder of Kitsune Maid Contract]
Job: Maid, Loving Maid, Cooking Maid, Night Maid, Lewd Maid, Lewd Day Maid, Lewd Night Maid, Combat Maid, Holy Maid, Dark Maid, Mistress Maid, Sewing Maid, Baking Maid, Magical Maid, Bathing Maid, Night Duty Maid, Guard Maid, Apex Maid [other Jobs hidden; only visible to holder of Kitsune Maid Contract]
Total Level: %&!!§*Ä_;>

Zaria as the Maid, ch1. One of the more humorous appraisal results I've seen.