Please answer the following question!

[ChaosGodOfJashin]

How do we take a shower?






Please realise this is a joke question and so answer it with jokes also!

 

[Lorelliad]

Scrub a dub rub

 

[IDKWtWrite-San]

Using the rubber duckey as the floater.

 

[foxoftheasterisk]

1. Get a forklift
2. Ram the tines under the floor
3. Lift
4. Profit

 

[DarkeReises]

How about... no.

 

[Deleted member 54065]

How do we take a shower?






Please realise this is a joke question and so answer it with jokes also!

Unscrew it from the tube, then take it home.

 

[Auratic]

become moist

 

[RavenRunes]

Rain dance first, then wait

 

[Daitengu]

Cloud seeding via a plane

 

[Zinless]

Nothing like a good coffee shower in the morning, make sure it's piping hot so it can wake you up!

 

[Aaqil]

Rinsing in soap while lathering ourselves with water,

 

[TotallyHuman]

We lead a legion to it and take it

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

How do we take a shower?






Please realise this is a joke question and so answer it with jokes also!

You don't take a shower. You are a redditor

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

become moist

moist critical lore

 

[LostLibrarian]

To quote a - kinda - wise man: "carefully".

 

[Agentt]

I send myself for dry cleaning

 

[lost_cause]

Carefully
Edit : Damn LostLibrarian you beat me to it.

 

[BlackKnightX]

1. Get wet.
2. Enjoy the feeling.
4. Clean up.
5. Wipe.

 

[Viator]

Chocolate rain!

(Edit) R. Kelly?

 

[Murphy_]

Never be on the receiving end.- Sun Tzu, Art of War.

You don't take a shower, you give it.