Proof that multiple highly popular authors are botting to boost view counts

[sm_yesa]

Me and my fellow man still waiting for the war.

We sure have patience ain't we?

 

[2wordsperminute]

Did you know that Russia is the source of the best bots on the Internet? Pay only one and a half limbs and your humble servant will increase your popularity to the skies!

What about an arm, a leg, and a brother's body?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

What about an arm, a leg, and a brother's body?

I'll add a Fedora to the deal and a couple hundred comment bots.

 

[Leti]

I love that we have hijacked the thread from its original meaning. It's just perfect.

I love that it's just perfect and it's against the forum rules.

 

[Tony]

This here? This is not a realistic view graph, unless you're genuinely telling me that Akaichi has ten thousand fans in literally every time zone who can provide him a flat 10k views round the clock except for immediately after the server clock resets:

http://imgur.com/a/QCF1LNy

Look at the other 25 top stories, and you'll see exactly the same shit.

I'm not sure what I'm suppose to look for but stats are updated every 24 (?) hours and the graph is sorted by days. I forgot the exact time it updates but it's around 24 hours. I'm confused at the "evidence"

Anyways, this thread has gone way off topic. I'll lock the thread. It's morning here... everyone should go grab their coffee and write/read