Proper explanation of "How kids are made"

[ACertainPassingUser]

How and where i can get the proper explanation of how kids are made ?

Is there any media or website for that ?

Ive been having hard time trying to properly explain "how kids are made" for some time now.

I dont have a kid yet, but its still hard trying to explain it to teenage kids that never kmew it properly.

 

[dummycake]

what?

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

I didn't know that was a problem...

 

[SailusGebel]

What?

 

[l8rose]

Kids have a spawn point but it's really just...

Ctrl-C then Ctrl-V

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

A pelican regurgitates them from there stomach.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

When two people love each other...

They send a letter to the Stork Government with their DNA attached, of course. Then, the Stork Government responds by sending a carrier with their baby. This process usually takes around 9 months after they have sent the letter.

 

[SailusGebel]

@K5Rakitan This is your time to shine.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

@K5Rakitan This is your time to shine.

Use condom.

 

[dummycake]

@K5Rakitan This is your time to shine.

she's the only one who figured it out

 

[WeissBlatt]

I don't think I ever got "the talk"...

 

[SailusGebel]

Use condom.

Wrong button.

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

I don't think I ever got "the talk"...

Same

 

[ElijahRyne]

How and where i can get the proper explanation of how kids are made ?

Is there any media or website for that ?

Ive been having hard time trying to properly explain "how kids are made" for some time now.

I dont have a kid yet, but its still hard trying to explain it to teenage kids that never kmew it properly.

A long long time ago, an infinitesimally small and dense point eventually expanded into everything we now know. We now call this the Big Bang. If you recreate this with what is called a small bang, you can, with help, create human life.

 

[WinterTimeCrime]

Just tell those snot-nosed brats how it is. A man and woman fuck ferociously.

And when they ask for specifics, instruct them to watch a porno or something. Then write a 500-word essay of said porno (plot, actors, positions, etc.) on your desk by the end of the day.

And if they have a single parent, you can form an even better idea.

 

[TotallyHuman]

You bake 'em outta clay. That simple

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Just tell those snot-nosed brats how it is. A man and woman fuck ferociously.

And when they ask for specifics, instruct them to watch a porno or something. Then write a 500-word essay of said porno (plot, actors, positions, etc.) on your desk by the end of the day.

And if they have a single parent, you can form an even better idea.

Porn is not the same as sex. People make porn for entertainment. And fucking and intimacy are not the same thing. But both can make a baby.

I know is a joke, but definitely don't use a porno.

 

[Reinaislost]

Everyone knows that when a girl sleeps beside a boy in the same bed, she gets pregnant. Very embarrassing, I know. Oh, and also, kisses aren't allowed!

 

[K5Rakitan]

 

[dummycake]

Porn is not the same as sex. People make porn for entertainment. And fucking and intimacy are not the same thing. But both can make a baby.

I know is a joke, but definitely don't use a porno.

boys when the girl isn't stacked like a pornstar, doesn't squirt when she cums, doesn't squeal like a pig when moaning, isn't hairless like a newborn baby, has even a tiny little bit of hair on her arms, and her left breast is sagging a bit more than the right one: