Regarding how to write a compilation of jokes

[Deleted member 54065]

Nope, its better to ruin the atmosphere by explaining why the said joke is factually untrue

Suit yourself. We all have our preferences.

Mine would be from Onesimus.

 

[Aoibh]

Green fluff @Agentt

 

[Agentt]

Suit yourself

Eh? What's the occasion?

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Eh? What's the occasion?

The day I'll die.

 

[GodlyKamui]

We dont need doors when we have windows

Working in an office must be interesting in the UK...

"See you on Monday, Jen!" Says Jim as he casually walks to the window and then jumps from the ninth floor.

 

[Agentt]

Green fluff @Agentt

Freaking, goddamit! You are exploiting my bad sense of humour! This isn't funny! Yet makes me laugh!

 

[Aoibh]

Okay, what is a red house made out of?

 

[Agentt]

Jesus christus

Okay, what is a red house made out of?

Blood of thy enemies?

 

[Aoibh]

Blood of thy enemies?

No, it’s made out of red brick

 

[Agentt]

Working in an office must be interesting in the UK...

"See you on Monday, Jen!" Says Jim as he casually walks to the window and then jumps from the ninth floor.

They do say that in france, its cultural to have parents throw their children over walls

 

[GodlyKamui]

Jesus christus

Blood of thy enemies?

Could it be his wife's.

 

[Agentt]

The day I'll die.

Ah, that will be in 5

 

[Aoibh]

What is a yellow house made out of

 

[Agentt]

Could it be his wife's.

Her time of the month?

What is a yellow house made out of

>.>
Cheese?

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Ah, that will be in 5

That's too long. I'm waiting it now.

 

[Aoibh]

Cheese?

No, it’s made out of yellow brick

 

[Agentt]

That's too long. I'm waiting it now.

4

 

[GodlyKamui]

They do say that in france, its cultural to have parents throw their children over walls

Interesting! Guess I now know what I am going to do with my future children as a bonding activity.

 

[Napelynn]

No, it’s made out of red brick

It could be made of anything and then just painted red

 

[Agentt]

No, it’s made out of yellow brick

*sweats nervously at the build up*