Riddle, jokes, and puns

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

A thread to share Riddle, Jokes, and Puns.

Riddle: I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

Joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

Pun: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A "baa-aa-r" of chocolate wool!

 

[NotaNuffian]

A thread to share Riddle, Jokes, and Puns.

Riddle: I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

Joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

Pun: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A "baa-aa-r" of chocolate wool!

Spoiler: Riddle

I guessed echo and was correct with the google search. But I am still iffy about the "come alive with the wind" part, how is that an echo thing?

 

[Kigol]

Ohh. I have a whole book of jokes :)

Joke: My wife said she was going to hurt me if i named our daughter something ridiculous
But i called her bluff

Joke: i tried to marry my highschool English teacher after she was released from jail
But she said you can't end a sentence with a proposition

 

[Sola-sama]

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

 

[Succubiome]

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

What do you call a snobbish criminal made out of mist turning into water as they go down the stairs?

Spoiler

A condescending con descending condensation.

 

[Sola-sama]

What do you call a snobbish criminal made out of mist turning into water as they go down the stairs?

Spoiler

A condescending con descending condensation.

What do you call a snobbish criminal made out of mist turning into water as they go down the stairs trying to understand how to scam?

A condescending con descending condensation comprehending con.

 

[CupcakeNinja]

Spoiler: Riddle

I guessed echo and was correct with the google search. But I am still iffy about the "come alive with the wind" part, how is that an echo thing?

its sound waves. The wind carries them across vast distances. The vibrations are affected by air molecules. Yes, its not intuitive but riddles rarely are

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

You've been hit by
you've been hit by
a smooth criminal

 

[NotaNuffian]

its sound waves. The wind carries them across vast distances. The vibrations are affected by air molecules. Yes, its not intuitive but riddles rarely are

Yeah, I already read the explanation but still can't get used to it.

Wind =/= echo.

Does not help that I am a narrow-minded shallow person who refused to accept things.

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

Riddle: In the jungle, I'm a creature so rare, with a red face and long, white hair. My cousins swing from tree to tree, but I prefer the ground, you see. What am I?

Spoiler: Answer

red-faced spider monkey

 

[CupcakeNinja]

A thread to share Riddle, Jokes, and Puns.

Riddle: I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

Joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

Pun: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A "baa-aa-r" of chocolate wool!

Riddle: I travel through time and space, with a phone box as my base.
Reborn when near my end, a hero on whom you can depend.
Fighting monsters, saving the day.
Who am I, you may ask? Solve this riddle, it's not a difficult task.
With a screwdriver in my hand, I'm the savior of many lands.

Lets see how cultured SH really is

Riddle: In the jungle, I'm a creature so rare, with a red face and long, white hair. My cousins swing from tree to tree, but I prefer the ground, you see. What am I?

Spoiler: Answer

red-faced spider monkey

A Faithful Beauty caterpillar. Come now, make this a challenge for me

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

Riddle: I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I?

Spoiler: Answer

pencil lead

Riddle: I'm a sweet temptation in a paper cup, a swirl of flavors, piled up, not up to your chin but a bite-sized dream, often adorned with a sugary gleam. What am I?

Spoiler: Answer

cupcake

 

[georgelee5786]

Joke:

So a plane is flying about with four passengers. A Frenchman, a Brit, a Texan, and a Mexican. Pilot tells them that the plane is too heavy, they need to lose some weight. The Brit says 'I got this', grabs his luggage, and jumps out of the plane, yelling: "God save the king!"

Few minutes later, the pilot says they still are too heavy. Frenchman says he has got it, grabs his luggage, and jumps out of the plane, yelling: "Viva la revolution."

Pilot again says they have too much weight. The Texan says: "I got this,", grabs the Mexican, throws him out of the plane, and yells: "Remember the Alamo?"

 

[Raymann]

A stand-up comedy stage

Riddle: "I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have nobody, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?"
(The audience tries to guess, but the Joke who was standing beside them speaks up before anyone else does.)

Joke: "A fart."
(The audience laughs loudly...)

(Waiting for his turn, Pun who saw it as a chance to shine on the stage spoke...)
Pun: "haha... Good one Mr.Joke. But can you tell me, why did the fart not cross the road? to.."

Audiences: Shut up, let the others continue *Someone speaks out loud
*Go to hell. (throws random things.)

 

[TotallyHuman]

Riddle: I travel through time and space, with a phone box as my base.
Reborn when near my end, a hero on whom you can depend.
Fighting monsters, saving the day.
Who am I, you may ask? Solve this riddle, it's not a difficult task.
With a screwdriver in my hand, I'm the savior of many lands.

Batman!

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

i tried to marry my highschool English teacher after she was released from jail
But she said you can't end a sentence with a proposition

I wonder how the hell did a female High school English teacher get sent to jail in first place.