Sanity check!

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Game time!
Write something about you, true or false, that is...
~~*wiggling arms*~~ CRAZY ~~*wiggling arms~~

The others can guess whether it's true or false. If you think it's true, feel free to ask for context! If you think it's false, feel free to create context!

All it needs is to start with "When you..."

I'll go first!

When you get all prepped for your shift, super prepared... then you get sent back home. And this is all because HR wants a note from a doctor that you are mentally stable enough to continue working, and to not be a danger to yourself... well, you end feeling a little crazy!

 

[DemonOppai]

Well maybe we are all crazy. Who’s to say what’s normal. Don’t let society dictates that sanity levels. We’re all unique and out of whack. Forget your doctor. Be your own doctor.

Trust me bro. I’m a doctor

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Well maybe we are all crazy. Who’s to say what’s normal. Don’t let society dictates that sanity levels. We’re all unique and out of whack. Forget your doctor. Be your own doctor.

Trust me bro. I’m a doctor

False!
False context: DemonOppai became a doctor to learn how to surgically remove the demonic parts from their body so they could f*** their crush safely.

 

[SailusGebel]

What?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

What?

I think... it's true?
What's the context behind doing "What?" all the time?

 

[DemonOppai]

False!
False context: DemonOppai became a doctor to learn how to surgically remove the demonic parts from their body so they could f*** their crush safely.

Wrong! I became a doctor so I could medically exorcise demonic parts of out of someone’s soul with nothing but a hip thurst.

 

[GlassRose]

When you stay up all night scrawling miscellaneous magical runes in your notebook.

When you stay up all night chatting and flirting with the demon slime in your head.

When you give all of your OC self inserts horrible trauma when you yourself are mostly untraumatized.

When you bounce from "I'm worthless" to "I'm a Goddess!" to "I'm living a nightmare" to "I'm the Embodiment of Vengeance!" to "I'm just a kid" to "WAIT HOLY SHIT I'M AN ADULT OH GODS" in the span of about 5 seconds.

When you build an altar, to yourself, that includes both a nice fluffy dolphin and your self-defense stabby-scissors.

When you come to the conclusion that you are disastrously, horrifically- disappointingly, sane.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

When you stay up all night writing runes for a magic system of your own creation that you'll never use in a book.

When you stay up all night chatting and flirting with the demon slime in your head.

When you give all of your OC self inserts horrible trauma when you yourself are mostly untraumatized.

When you bounce from "I'm worthless" to "I'm a Goddess!" to "I'm living a nightmare" to "I'm the Embodiment of Vengeance!" in the span of about 5 seconds.

I think that they are all true except for the flirting with the demon slime in your head.
False context: your brain is a demon slime and you are enamoured with your own intelligence.

The first one is a real mood!
The third one is something I could really sympathize with. It gives credence to emotions that you feel shouldn't experience unless you have experienced horrid, appalling traumas.
The fourth one: Summersaulting emotions are fun!

Enlightenment

Have you guys ever felt true enlightenment during writing? It feels like you have truly combined with a character and see the world truly as it truly is through their eyes. There is a sense of ecstasy as you do it. To give an example of what I mean by true enlightenment, one night, really...

forum.scribblehub.com

 

[CarburetorThompson]

I’ll do four truths and lie to make this more interesting.

My drivers license photo is almost a decade old
I had a reconstructive knee surgery 4 years ago
I’m a highschool drop out
I picked my user name because a week before I made an account the carburetor in my car died
I have a secret pixiv account where I draw TSF porn

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I’ll do four truths and lie to make this more interesting.

My drivers license photo is almost a decade old
I had a reconstructive knee surgery 4 years ago
I’m a highschool drop out
I picked my user name because a week before I made an account the carburetor in my car died
I have a secret pixiv account where I draw TSF porn

Ummm... I think that it is false that you are a highschool dropout?
Anyway, these all sound pretty sane. You certainly pass the sanity check.

 

[TheKillingAlice]

I’ll do four truths and lie to make this more interesting.

My drivers license photo is almost a decade old
I had a reconstructive knee surgery 4 years ago
I’m a highschool drop out
I picked my user name because a week before I made an account the carburetor in my car died
I have a secret pixiv account where I draw TSF porn

1. True
2. True
3. False
4. True
5. True (I forgot to put that in)

Hmm...

When you read a doujinshi One Shot at 14, not even knowing the fandom it belonged to, remember it and read it about four times (over the years) until over twelve years passed by, then suddenly see a comment under it that reads something like "Why would anyone get turned on by a priest raping a vampire with his gun, disemboweling him, grabbing his own dick through the vampires intestines and getting off on killing the vampire and bringing him back with his magic sperm" - followed by a meme saying "I'm not kink shaming - I'm kink-asking why".
Altough that kind of question never occured to me while reading, I stole the meme because I liked it.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

1. True
2. True
3. False
4. True

Hmm...

When you read a doujinshi One Shot at 14, not even knowing the fandom it belonged to, remember it and read it about four times until over twelve years passed by, then suddenly see a comment under it that reads something like "Why would anyone get turned on by a priest raping a vampire with his gun, disemboweling him, grabbing his own dick through the vampires intestines and getting off on killing the vampire and bringing him back with his magic sperm" - followed by a meme saying "I'm not kink shaming - I'm kink-asking why".

I... uhm... this seems too true to be false. Damn. Uhm. I think it's true? What the actual frick?! I love this! So freakin' insane!
Either this actually happened and you are insane to read it four times, or it did not and you are even more insane for thinking of it! Beautiful!
Or I guess as a downer, you changed one or two details, but that's kind of cheating. I don't think you'd do that... right?

 

[CarburetorThompson]

1. True
2. True
3. False
4. True
5. True (I forgot to put that in)

Hmm...

When you read a doujinshi One Shot at 14, not even knowing the fandom it belonged to, remember it and read it about four times (over the years) until over twelve years passed by, then suddenly see a comment under it that reads something like "Why would anyone get turned on by a priest raping a vampire with his gun, disemboweling him, grabbing his own dick through the vampires intestines and getting off on killing the vampire and bringing him back with his magic sperm" - followed by a meme saying "I'm not kink shaming - I'm kink-asking why".
Altough that kind of question never occured to me while reading, I stole the meme because I liked it.

4 is false. I picked the username because I thought CarburetorThompson sounded like an old timey gangster name, and I had carburetors on my mind because I was taking private pilot ground school at the time, and huge section was dedicated to the functions of a carburetor and how to de-ice it

A few months later my cars transmission died and I ended up selling it for scrap though.

 

[TheKillingAlice]

I... uhm... this seems too true to be false. Damn. Uhm. I think it's true? What the actual frick?! I love this! So freakin' insane!
Either this actually happened and you are insane to read it four times, or it did not and you are even more insane for thinking of it! Beautiful!
Or I guess as a downer, you changed one or two details, but that's kind of cheating. I don't think you'd do that... right?

It is true, indeed.
I also did change something (I forgot to add his 5th claim, I stopped at four, I also clarified that I came back to read it those 4 times or more over the years, not at once when I was 14, also the fact that the question didn't occur to me even once in those twelve years, but I did steal the meme).
It's called Kanpai Unapai, if you wanna check it out. LOL, I can't even tell why I always remembered the name, I don't know the fandom to this day.
Anyway:

 

[TheKillingAlice]

4 is false. I picked the username because I thought CarburetorThompson sounded like an old timey gangster name, and I had carburetors on my mind because I was taking private pilot ground school at the time, and huge section was dedicated to the functions of a carburetor and how to de-ice it

Sad. But fair enough.

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Sad. But fair enough.

Don’t worry it’s not that sad. I dropped out got my HiSET equivalency degree, and started college a year early. I got my associates in Aviation Science earlier this year, and now I’m going for my bachelors

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

It is true, indeed.
I also did change something (I forgot to add his 5th claim, I stopped at four, I also clarified that I came back to read it those 4 times or more over the years, not at once when I was 14, also the fact that the question didn't occur to me even once in those twelve years, but I did steal the meme).
It's called Kanpai Unapai, if you wanna check it out. LOL, I can't even tell why I always remembered the name, I don't know the fandom to this day.
Anyway:
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SWAN PRINCESS!!!!!!

 

[TheKillingAlice]

Don’t worry it’s not that sad. I dropped out got my HiSET equivalency degree, and started college a year early. I got my associates in Aviation Science earlier this year, and now I’m going for my bachelors

Oh, I meant that it was sad that I got it wrong. I guessed from the Pilot thing that your life still went pretty fine after that. I myself dropped out of a school before, that's just life. Sounds nice though.

SWAN PRINCESS!!!!!!

I see, you are cultured indeed.

 

[GlassRose]

I think that they are all true except for the flirting with the demon slime in your head.
False context: your brain is a demon slime and you are enamoured with your own intelligence.

The first one is a real mood!
The third one is something I could really sympathize with. It gives credence to emotions that you feel shouldn't experience unless you have experienced horrid, appalling traumas.
The fourth one: Summersaulting emotions are fun!

Enlightenment

Have you guys ever felt true enlightenment during writing? It feels like you have truly combined with a character and see the world truly as it truly is through their eyes. There is a sense of ecstasy as you do it. To give an example of what I mean by true enlightenment, one night, really...

forum.scribblehub.com

They were all true. The demon slime is one of my headmates, her name is Violet! I mean, I am also somewhat enamored by my intelligence, by that's tempered by the knowledge that I just got lucky to be born that way, and that being smart doesn't stop me from also being stupid sometimes.

Uhm you might also happen be exactly spot on with number three...

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

They were all true. The demon slime is one of my headmates, her name is Violet! I mean, I am also somewhat enamored by my intelligence, by that's tempered by the knowledge that I just got lucky to be born that way, and that being smart doesn't stop me from also being stupid sometimes.

Uhm you might also happen be exactly spot on with number three...

Booyah! Me for the win!

And dangit! I thought about you being a system, but I chickened and out, and put it as false. Starsdamnit! Anyway, makes me think of the MelasD story with the OP slime Violet. Have you read that?