SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

Seymour... Probably Seymour

Better

Yay better Anyone else need an Organic Erasure Beam?

You're looking kind of down, boi, do you need one?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

You're looking kind of down, boi, do you need one?

no
<- walked down

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

no
<- walked down

I would recommend tho. That beam is truly refreshing It's like a spa for your soul

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I would recommend tho. That beam is truly refreshing It's like a spa for your soul

I am a being made out of 80% Organic matter and 20% of KGB instincts.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Tightens the tail around you*
But you are so cute and I just can't take my eyes off you~
*Moves closer*
*Stares directly in your eyes*
Mm... Pretty, very pretty

T-that’s it!
*stands up*
*stabs repeatedly*
That’s you fine!!!

Morning~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

T-that’s it!
*stands up*
*stabs repeatedly*
That’s you fine!!!

Morning~

I love the idea that you fell asleep in her arms when she called you pretty and only understood her after walking up. Bery romantic. Bery cute.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I am a being made out of 80% Organic matter and 20% of KGB instincts.

I think daikons are quite organic too, so you'd be fine?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I think daikons are quite organic too, so you'd be fine?

Huh. Welp, let's try it.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

T-that’s it!
*stands up*
*stabs repeatedly*
That’s you fine!!!

ghhhhhgaaaa~ S-stabbing... my... favorite~

Morning~

Good morning!

I am a being made out of 80% Organic matter and 20% of KGB instincts.

No, u 100% mama

I love the idea that you fell asleep in her arms when she called you pretty and only understood her after walking up. Bery romantic. Bery cute.

Azure beri cute

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Huh. Welp, let's try it.

Ok!
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
Pink Heart Beam! Wait, wrong spell!
Uh, what does that one do? And why does it seem like something a hero would use?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Ok!
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
Pink Heart Beam! Wait, wrong spell!
Uh, what does that one do? And why does it seem like something a hero would use?

Welp. Now I'm really a Slavic Mama.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Azure beri cute

*turns into berry*
no~

ghhhhhgaaaa~ S-stabbing... my... favorite~

*stabs again*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Welp. Now I'm really a Slavic Mama.

No worries, let me just cast the spell agai-



Oh, out of spell slots
Goddess daikon help!

 

[Azure_Fog]

No worries, let me just cast the spell agai-



Oh, out of spell slots
Goddess daikon help!

*gives you innate casting for every single spell infinite times per day*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Ok!
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
Pink Heart Beam!

Ssemouy that's a wro-- (°ロ°)☝

Welp. Now I'm really a Slavic Mama.

(°ロ°)

No worries, let me just cast the spell agai-



Oh, out of spell slots
Goddess daikon help!

...
*gives mama pretty apron*
Danny helps

*turns into berry*
no~

Mmm.. berry

*stabs again*

aaaAhhAAhhh~ thank you~ ghhhh....

 

[Azure_Fog]

Mmm.. berry

*transforms back*
No eating me~
Hmph!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

No worries, let me just cast the spell agai-



Oh, out of spell slots
Goddess daikon help!

Ssemouy that's a wro-- (°ロ°)☝

(°ロ°)

...
*gives mama pretty apron*
Danny helps

I'm making only potato salad for the first month.
*changes back with Eldritch magic*
*leaves the pretty apron on*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*transforms back*

Mmm... Her Stabbyness

No eating me~
Hmph!

(°ロ°) can I cuddle?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I'm making only potato salad for the first month.
*changes back with Eldritch magic*
*leaves the pretty apron on*

Yay! Potato salad! \ (•◡•) /
The apron looks good on you, mama Very cute in handsomly KGB way

 

[Azure_Fog]

Mmm... Her Stabbyness

(°ロ°) can I cuddle?

Okay~