SHF High-school Fanfic

[Nahrenne]

... I could remind you of something, but I feel like I shouldn't.

Hmm?

X

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

MOTHER. PREPARE TO DIE.​

Oh, calm down, you big baby.

I only teleported the vodka, so I didn’t~

See?

 

[Azure_Fog]

oi! That's mama's eldritch vodka! You gonna get drunk!

I’m an Eldritch too~ Besides, this is the weaker stuff~ I’d need a full few galaxies worth to eve grt tipsy~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Hmm?

X

You stuck a finger in my mouth just to see if my saliva tasted good. It didn't. It tasted like pure alcohol.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Oh, calm down, you big baby.

See?

.
.
Better

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

That’s not me being weak~ It’s the system being good~

Admit it, you're going easy on me.
It's okay, I'm starting to like you too.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Admit it, you're going easy on me.
It's okay, I'm starting to like you too.

*stabs*
*cracks form in reality opening into a void*
*Matcha gets shredded into thousands of bits as he’s sucked through thousands of portals in different directions splintering across reality*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*stabs*
*cracks form in reality opening into a void*
*Matcha gets shredded into thousands of bits as he’s sucked through thousands of portals in different directions splintering across reality*

So different realities get a piece of Matcha's chocolate? He's really growing on you, ain't he?

 

[Azure_Fog]

So different realities get a piece of Matcha's chocolate? He's really growing on you, ain't he?

No~
The shattered reality leads to the intermultiversal plane. It destroys anything it touches and is the space between multiverses~ You can withstand the corrosion, but Matcha is too weak~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Walking~? Only walking~? Get running~!
*grabs second whip*
*double whips 400 times*

*tries to pretend she's not excited*
*tries to run*
*a bit heavy*
*double whip tho*
ehehehehe
*keeps running*
*accidentally bonks into a Milky Way*
*probably destroyed... a thing or two*
*oops...*
*keeps running but getting slower from heavy*

*gives headpats*

I’m an Eldritch too~ Besides, this is the weaker stuff~ I’d need a full few galaxies worth to eve grt tipsy~

But that was Russian Eldritch vodka... that's like x 10^67 the power of normal Eldritch vodka...

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

No~
The shattered reality leads to the intermultiversal plane. It destroys anything it touches and is the space between multiverses~ You can withstand the corrosion, but Matcha is too weak~

Huh. Sad. For Matcha that is.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*tries to pretend she's not excited*
*tries to run*
*a bit heavy*
*double whip tho*
ehehehehe
*keeps running*
*accidentally bonks into a Milky Way*
*probably destroyed... a thing or two*
*oops...*
*keeps running but getting slower from heavy*

Faster, faster, faster!!!!
*whips ankles 50 times*
*whips back 500 times*

But that was Russian Eldritch vodka... that's like x 10^67 the power of normal Eldritch vodka...

I see~
Still not enough to make me tipsy for long though~ My metabolism is very high~
(assuming I even have my stomach turned on…)

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

No~
The shattered reality leads to the intermultiversal plane. It destroys anything it touches and is the space between multiverses~ You can withstand the corrosion, but Matcha is too weak~

Not even a quintillion scarlet apple...
This is everyday stuff, nee-san!
Come over here and I'll pat you!

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Faster, faster, faster!!!!
*whips ankles 50 times*
*whips back 500 times*

Oh no not the ankle--
*dies*

I see~
Still not enough to make me tipsy for long though~ My metabolism is very high~
(assuming I even have my stomach turned on…)

Wait you can just turn it on and off? dang it! mine is constantly on and hungy! nya

 

[Azure_Fog]

Not even a quintillion scarlet apple...
This is everyday stuff, nee-san!
Come over here and I'll pat you!

You’re not worth my time. Leave.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Not even a quintillion scarlet apple...
This is everyday stuff, nee-san!
Come over here and I'll pat you!

@Azure_Fog I think you turned him into a M on accident...

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh no not the ankle--
*dies*

No dying~
*revives*
Get running!
*whips 1000 times*

 

[Azure_Fog]

@Azure_Fog I think you turned him into a M on accident...

Yep~ Now I have to deprave him…

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

@Azure_Fog I think you turned him into a M on accident...

Matcha was a masochist even long before me apparently

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

No dying~
*revives*
Get running!
*whips 1000 times*

*revives*
*continues running*

*gets so tired that starts wishing there was perma death in this isekai*