SHF High-school Fanfic

[TheMonotonePuppet]

That's a really old message you dug there.

He’s just so hot though… how could I not?… *blushes fiercely*

 

[Voidiris]

The irony that I Love-d your response…

Life is a laughable thing.

*swallows nervously* that does something to me. Hooo boy! That’s one tall drink of water. I have a few more, but I refuse to be as horny on main as… some people.

It does something to me to, my stomach can't stop churning.

He’s just so hot though… how could I not?… *blushes fiercely*

The most disgusting thing you ever said.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You see... I've never actually watched JJK beyond the first episode, or read the manga. Everything I know is solely from memes and discussions with others.

So I'm basically making references with no context whatsoever, so you betcha I'll butcher everything good

Funnily enough, I have barely seen any of the memes, and barely understand the context. I have only watched all of the JJK seasons, and read none of the manga. Kind of mirroring you.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I am awake. It upsets me.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I am awake. It upsets me.

Morning just 2 more days

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Morning just 2 more days

Two days and I will see my angy fluffers... Just two days.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Morning

Morning~ Now, get working~

I am awake. It upsets me.

Morning~

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I ain't gonna drink with a Russian boi eldritch who steal fingers at every occassion.

@Simple_Russian_Boi discrimination… The Stars should sic Señor Screaming Fingers on you.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Two days and I will see my angy fluffers... Just two days.

it will be in a blink of an eye

Morning~ Now, get working~

*starts doing pull-ups*
*goes slow*
*falls aslesp halfway through*

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Don't know. @MatchaChocolate69 is prideful, but he is a third-class villain. He doesn't deserve to be at the same level as @RepresentingEnvy and me.

@RepresentingEnvy should we find the other five? Cause I'm lazy asf to do this, you will mostly do it alone.

@MatchaChocolate69 is Lust, @RepresentingEnvy is Envy, you are Sloth, I am Greed (or Avarice as I prefer. Though Covetousness works), @Aaqil is Gluttony? and Prince_Azmiran_Myrian is Pride? Who is Wrath?

 

[Azure_Fog]

*starts doing pull-ups*
*goes slow*
*falls aslesp halfway through*

…
*sigh*
*rests Danny’s head on lap*
*strokes hair*

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

@MatchaChocolate69 is Lust, @RepresentingEnvy is Envy, you are Sloth, I am Greed (or Avarice as I prefer. Though Covetousness works), @Aaqil is Gluttony? and Prince_Azmiran_Myrian is Pride? Who is Wrath?

Wrath is blobby because he is far too menacing.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

You fall more under the eldritch catagory than the 7sins

I mean, Gluttony also includes overindulgence though, right? Alcohol indulgence could apply to @Simple_Russian_Boi .
Also, if, for some reason, you disagree with my philosophy matching up with Avarice, then @Voidiris would be the best candidate.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Wrath is blobby because he is far too menacing.

I agree! Most angry reacts per react, I believe, of anyone.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Funnily enough, I have barely seen any of the memes, and barely understand the context. I have only watched all of the JJK seasons, and read none of the manga. Kind of mirroring you.

The sanest jjk fan vs the most insane jujutsufolk enjoyer

@MatchaChocolate69 is Lust, @RepresentingEnvy is Envy, you are Sloth, I am Greed (or Avarice as I prefer. Though Covetousness works), @Aaqil is Gluttony? and Prince_Azmiran_Myrian is Pride? Who is Wrath?

Wouldn't CupcakeNinja or Luoir be a more suitable candidate for lust?

Also Pride might fit me but the reasoning behind that is like hundreds of pages away

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Wouldn't CupcakeNinja or Luoir be a more suitable candidate for lust?

Also Pride might fit me but the reasoning behind that is like hundreds of pages away

Most likely, but Matcha is actually demonic, so that has to count for something, right?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

So it needs to be the sexual lust? It's literally the most boring interpretation but whatever.

Then I'm just going to be the eldritch being of perception.

Sounds like a lot of fun.

Ignoring the non-sexual interpretation is so BORING. And yet everyone looks at me all crazy when I ascribe to that definition. *grumble, grumble, grumble*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

@Simple_Russian_Boi discrimination… The Stars should sic Señor Screaming Fingers on you.

It truly is, and every Eldritch deas with something like that almost every day

 

[Voidiris]

I mean, Gluttony also includes overindulgence though, right? Alcohol indulgence could apply to @Simple_Russian_Boi .
Also, if, for some reason, you disagree with my philosophy matching up with Avarice, then @Voidiris would be the best candidate.

Please elaborate.

Ignoring the non-sexual interpretation is so BORING. And yet everyone looks at me all crazy when I ascribe to that definition. *grumble, grumble, grumble*

I'm a fucking hedonophile, my behavior is extremely hedonistic, I'm a hedonist, I'm a somewhat horny person, the only reason I can't be lust is because I don't have enough sexual desires.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

It truly is, and every Eldritch deas with something like that almost every day

Indeed…