SHF High-school Fanfic

Redemit

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Can I be the quiet but wise janitor/custodian who is secretly an OP former mercenary just looking for a peaceful retirement but these dang kids won't stop messing up the hallways and smoking in the restrooms?
 
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BouncyCactus

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Well, you're bouncy (that's good) but you're a cactus...

Sit me someplace else please!
Not very into penetration, I see. Shame

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SsemouyOnan

Bittersweet Cranberry Flavored Euphoria
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Crystals that make you feel like you are in Tír na nÓg! May come with side effects (low chance to transport you to paradise, accelerated aging)
Sounds stellar, I already took many deals that sapped my lifespan away anyways, what's a couple more?
 
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