SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

Here I go again...

Student Council Application Form

Personal Information:


Name: Ellieporter

Position Applying For: Vice President

Powers: I'm rich.

Reasons Why You Want to Join: I can definitely help a lot of students with me on the job. Since, there's a lot of students who are confused, sad and unsure where they headed in SHHS. I can make sure to guide them to the right path.

Why You Think You Are Perfect for the Chosen Position: I have a very big heart for helping others and it really pains me that a lot of students here are misguided. I will make sure to let them that not all hope is lost as I will be the light in the darkness for them.

Additional Information: I belong to the most oldest, influential and powerful clan and with me on the seat. I'm pretty sure that I'll be of great help.

References (if any): N/A

Teacher or Faculty Reference (Optional):
Peer Reference (Optional):

Declaration: I hereby certify that all information provided in this application is accurate and truthful to the best of my knowledge. I understand that any false information may result in disqualification from consideration for a Student Council position.

Signature: 01/26/24

Poor @Sola-sama

 

[LuoirM]

Well as long as the student council dont take a problem with us

Then I would to apply... So I can take pictures legally

 

[LuoirM]

I just realized we passed page 132 which is my birthday (13/2 which is Feb 13th, not some weird american calender shit) hooorayyy

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Yo so I was checking the complete daily trending list for anything interesting, and then I saw this

Rank 18 baby, that's 9 to go to the front page

 

[LuoirM]

Yo so I was checking the complete daily trending list for anything interesting, and then I saw this
View attachment 24687
Rank 18 baby, that's 9 to go to the front page

The best I ever got was 23... We're going places boys

 

[TotallyHuman]

Can I try?
Lunch lady
name: Tender Human
race: totally(?) human(?)
gender: shapeshifting clay(?) doll(?) female(?)
info: a gag-character. If you write me into the scene, make me comically evil.
A witch who got hired for a school lunch lady job, because she thought she'd get to eat school students for lunch.
Very embarrassed about this mistake, doesn't want anybody to know about it. Tries hard and fails hard at not looking like an evil witch.
Shapeshifts like a 90's cartoon to express her mood.

 

[Nahrenne]

MUHHAHAHAHHAH!
We did it,@ElliePorter
The infiltration was a success!
More power to the Drug Cartel!

'-'
Well, I suppose aphrodisiacs are considered as drugs...
...and you produce a lot of those.

Hey you're the one hiding in the vents and jumping people, not me. I only bludgeon weak and helpless students/faculty with a spiked club... also try not to say the s-word, it tends to summon eldritch gods

S-word...?
Sparkles?
Spice?
Special?
Spinel?
Silence?
Seance?
Seal?
Something else?


X

 

[Voidiris]

Can I try?
Lunch lady
name: Tender Human
race: totally(?) human(?)
gender: shapeshifting clay(?) doll(?) female(?)
info: a gag-character. If you write me into the scene, make me comically evil.
A witch who got hired for a school lunch lady job, because she thought she'd get to eat school students for lunch.
Very embarrassed about this mistake, doesn't want anybody to know about it. Tries hard and fails hard at not looking like an evil witch.
Shapeshifts like a 90's cartoon to express her mood.

Another villain!

S-word...?
Sparkles?
Spice?
Special?
Spinel?
Silence?
Seance?
Seal?
Something else?

Intercourse?

 

[Theirl]

Then I would to apply... So I can take pictures legally

welcome to the team

 

[Nahrenne]

Intercourse?

But that begins with i?

X

 

[Nahrenne]

Intercourse?

Oh, you meant sex.


X

 

[Detective_Quack]

Hey you're the one hiding in the vents and jumping people, not me. I only bludgeon weak and helpless students/faculty with a spiked club... also try not to say the s-word, it tends to summon eldritch gods

No b-word?

 

[Detective_Quack]

Oh, you meant sex.


X

No it's stab , you know from azz fog

 

[Corty]

Can I try?
Lunch lady
name: Tender Human
race: totally(?) human(?)
gender: shapeshifting clay(?) doll(?) female(?)
info: a gag-character. If you write me into the scene, make me comically evil.
A witch who got hired for a school lunch lady job, because she thought she'd get to eat school students for lunch.
Very embarrassed about this mistake, doesn't want anybody to know about it. Tries hard and fails hard at not looking like an evil witch.
Shapeshifts like a 90's cartoon to express her mood.

@MidnightFox You asked if we have a lunch lady. Here you go.

 

[Detective_Quack]

Can I try?
Lunch lady
name: Tender Human
race: totally(?) human(?)
gender: shapeshifting clay(?) doll(?) female(?)
info: a gag-character. If you write me into the scene, make me comically evil.
A witch who got hired for a school lunch lady job, because she thought she'd get to eat school students for lunch.
Very embarrassed about this mistake, doesn't want anybody to know about it. Tries hard and fails hard at not looking like an evil witch.
Shapeshifts like a 90's cartoon to express her mood.

May I get some bread, pretty lady.

 

[Theirl]

May I get some bread, pretty lady.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Can I try?
Lunch lady
name: Tender Human
race: totally(?) human(?)
gender: shapeshifting clay(?) doll(?) female(?)
info: a gag-character. If you write me into the scene, make me comically evil.
A witch who got hired for a school lunch lady job, because she thought she'd get to eat school students for lunch.
Very embarrassed about this mistake, doesn't want anybody to know about it. Tries hard and fails hard at not looking like an evil witch.
Shapeshifts like a 90's cartoon to express her mood.

I love witches.

'-'
Well, I suppose aphrodisiacs are considered as drugs...
...and you produce a lot of those.

I also traffic products from Rhaps, including a gender-bending drug...

 

[TotallyHuman]

May I get some bread, pretty lady.

 

[Voidiris]

Oh, you meant sex.


X

It's fun when a plan functions.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Oh, you meant sex.


X

...the s-word was stab, who made you come to this conclusion?

Can I try?
Lunch lady
name: Tender Human
race: totally(?) human(?)
gender: shapeshifting clay(?) doll(?) female(?)
info: a gag-character. If you write me into the scene, make me comically evil.
A witch who got hired for a school lunch lady job, because she thought she'd get to eat school students for lunch.
Very embarrassed about this mistake, doesn't want anybody to know about it. Tries hard and fails hard at not looking like an evil witch.
Shapeshifts like a 90's cartoon to express her mood.

rip the tentacle lunch lady, I hope she got a good pension