SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I actually already have your death planned for the Villainess chapter... it involves a bottle of wine laced with anti-eldritch poison... try and guess what Seymour does next

Drinks it? I don't like wine.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Drinks it? I don't like wine.

She doesn't particularly care about your opinion on the matter... you'll have to wait and see Coming soon in 2025

 

[Azure_Fog]

Spoiler: Azure and frog

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Frog :o

*Jealous about frogs Daikon noises*

*grabs like frog*

Spoiler: Ayep

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:o

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Frog :o

*grabs like frog*

:o

Good morning.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Good morning.

Morning~

 

[quagma]

This was supposed to be a comment, but it turned into a chapter.

Lore, a terrible punchline, and everyone dies. Classic.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Frog :o

*grabs like frog*

:o

good morning

 

[Azure_Fog]

good morning

Morning~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Morning~

*Tired Daikon clumsily climbs onto your laps and plops down exhausted*

Solution: make your own.

One day... One day I will... I think

 

[Rhaps]

The die is cast, the next victim of my trickery is @MatchaChocolate69

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Tired Daikon clumsily climbs onto your laps and plops down exhausted*

Sleepy~?
*gently rubs ears*
Ill protect you while you sleep~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

The die is cast, the next victim of my trickery is @MatchaChocolate69

Will femboys be a part of the trickery?

 

[Rhaps]

Will femboys be a part of the trickery?

It will be, but lean a lot more on insect. Lots and lots of insect.

Don't worry~ you will be brought into a sweet slumber.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Sleepy~?
*gently rubs ears*
Ill protect you while you sleep~

Sleepy, but can't fall asleep ear rubs nice, tho

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

It will be, but lean a lot more on insect. Lots and lots of insect.

Don't worry~ you will be brought into a sweet slumber.

Insects? Bugs? Why should I be worried? Most of them are bros.

oh. Oh. OOOHH....

 

[MidnightFox]

It will be, but lean a lot more on insect. Lots and lots of insect.

For a moment I read "Incest" instead of "insect" there for a while

 

[Azure_Fog]

Sleepy, but can't fall asleep ear rubs nice, tho

I can hit you on the head really hard if you want~
*keeps rubbing ears*
*hums happily*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I can hit you on the head really hard if you want~

you know what? I'm desperate. Do it

*keeps rubbing ears*
*hums happily*

*Enjoys last moment of consciousness and being alive probably... At least I'll rest in the respawn zone*

 

[Azure_Fog]

you know what? I'm desperate. Do it

*bonk*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@Simple_Russian_Boi
Mama, apparently you have a sad origin backstory. I discovered it while writing and composing your song.
Know that now it's my canon.
I've also realized that poetry is a perfect way to characterize a character and outline their themes. But I'm digressing.
This one that came out is one of my favorites.
It was supposed to be much more aggressive, but I find that this way it suits you much better.
It gives you enormous depth, in my opinion. It's very cool.
I hope you like it!

LIMBS OF THE FALLEN

[Heavy aggressive guitar riff intro]

[Verse 1]
Blizzard of sorrow across the icy plains,
Abomination, tears like blood and rains.
From the motherland of the Soviet sight,
Slavic Mama stands, Eldritch ready to fight.

[Verse 2]
The snow falls cold, like his frozen heart,
Limbs of the fallen, like medals they impart.
He had a dream, Motherland over the world,
Everyone sang "The Capital," banners unfurled.

[Verse 3]
Soviet bear, disputes settled with a knife,
Drinking vodka to cure his lonely life.
His endless loves lost in past and war,
Only stolen hands remain, nothing more.

[SCREAMING]
LIMBS OF THE FALLEN!

[Bridge]
"Моя семья, моя крепость" (My family, my fortress),
His voice echoes in the frosty darkness.
No mercy for the weak, his enemies know,
Only respect for the bold, as they bow low.

[SCREAMING]
LIMBS OF THE FALLEN!

[Chorus]
да! He shall take what is his! цель!
Limbs and hearts, with cold steel.
Во благо семьи, for the sake of the family,
His creed, his deadly dynasty.

[GUITAR RIFF]

[Verse 4]
A flurry of limbs, memories from the fallen,
His Matriarchy built on pain, the desperate callin'.
In Russian whispers, KGB secrets unfold,
Eldritch Family, saga of power, brutal and cold.

[SCREAMING]
LIMBS OF THE FALLEN!

[Chorus]
да! He shall take what is his! цель!
Limbs and hearts, with cold steel.
Во благо семьи, for the sake of the family,
His creed, his deadly dynasty.

[Verse 5]
A flurry of limbs, stolen from the fallen,
(MUSIC STOP)
His Matriarchy built on pain, the desperate callin'.
In Russian whispers, KGB secrets unfold, (MUSIC ROARS!)
ELDRITCH FAMILY!!!! (SCREAMING)

[EPIC INSTRUMENTAL]

[SCREAMING]
LIMBS OF THE FALLEN!

[Chorus]
да! He shall take what is his! цель!
Limbs and hearts, with cold steel.
Во благо семьи, for the sake of the family,
His creed, his deadly dynasty.

[EPIC INSTRUMENTAL]

[FADING EMOTIONAL SAD PIANO]