SHF High-school Fanfic

[Seaspecter]

*an old person?*
Hello umm? Are you the teacher of this class per chance?

No way I'm the maintenance guy.

 

[esThr]

No way I'm the maintenance guy.

I- I see.
*This class is odd and here I thought getting some form of information would be simple... what the hell is a maintenance guy anyways?*

 

[ShizukiIchino]

 

[Seaspecter]

I- I see.
*This class is odd and here I thought getting some form of information would be simple... what the hell is a maintenance guy anyways?*

Honestly I'm just messing around I'm not part of this thread. To answer your question schools in the United States, and other countries I would assume, have full-time staff members that perform basic maintenance on the facility, such as replacing light bulbs, swapping out air filters, cleaning, that sort of thing.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

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AH, A ZOMBIE! Oh wait-

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

AH, A ZOMBIE! Oh wait-

WHERE!?
*pumps 12 Gauge*

 

[Seaspecter]

AH, A ZOMBIE! Oh wait-

Hey now! We prefer the term unalive!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Hey now! We prefer the term unalive!

AH, A ZOMBIE WITH A SPLIT PERSONALITY! Oh, wait, that's rude.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

WHERE!?
*pumps 12 Gauge*

Not a Zombie, I made a mistake.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

WHERE!?
*pumps 12 Gauge*

I've been saving this SPAS for a rainy day. Hopeful that rain was zombies
Left 4 Dead taught me that

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Not a Zombie, I made a mistake.

Awwww *sad pixy noises*

 

[Seaspecter]

I've been saving this SPAS for a rainy day. Hopeful that rain was zombies
Left 4 Dead taught me that

This must be an American school.

 

[esThr]

*As I stare into the commotion in the background I realized something...*

Ah, something like this is going to be a daily occurence now isn't it?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*As I stare into the commotion in the background I realized something...*

Ah, something like this is going to be a daily occurence now isn't it?

More or less. Much more chaos with knives, chocolate, piles of Daikon Radishes, Potato salad mountain, Matcha figuring out his origins and explosions.

 

[esThr]

More or less. Much more chaos with knives, chocolate, piles of Daikon Radishes, Potato salad mountain, Matcha figuring out his origins and explosions.

*Absolutely amazing. Ugh what did I do to deserve this fate..*
I-I see that's certainly a hel- lively condition..

*If I want to survive with these abnormal beings I should stay out trouble...*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Oo are these new faces I see?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Oo are these new faces I see?

Oh look! There's a pile of Potatoes behind you!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Oh look! There's a pile of Potatoes behind you!

*does a backflip*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*Absolutely amazing. Ugh what did I do to deserve this fate..*
I-I see that's certainly a hel- lively condition..

*If I want to survive with these abnormal beings I should stay out trouble...*

Wanna get yourself another limb? The first one is on the house.

*does a backflip*

Very cool, but can you do this??!!
*does a backflip*
*floats in the air*
*continues to spin*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Awwww *sad pixy noises*

*throws a Zombie near you*
Here ya go! Have fun!