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Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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*shit, of all places she goes to... why here?!?! Ah, I'm screwed...*
Ehe~ You aren’t screwed… yet…
*twists into screw*
*hammers into wall with a knife* (using the pointy part)
 

esThr

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Ehe~ You aren’t screwed… yet…
*twists into screw*
*hammers into wall with a knife* (using the pointy part)
*Crazy b****... f-fuck... that hurts like hell... how the hell does she know?? Can she read minds or something.*

Ugh... sorry umm.. girl? But being crucified isn't on my schedule today or is it ever going to be in it..
 

Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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*Crazy b****... f-fuck... that hurts like hell... how the hell does she know?? Can she read minds or something.*
It’s pretty easy you know~
Ugh... sorry umm.. girl? But being crucified isn't on my schedule today or is it ever going to be in it..
You’re not really being crucified… Eh, whatever~
Now then, bye bye~
*stabs*
*slices heart out*
*starts walking away*
Hmmm~
*turns to face you*
Enjoy your stay~
*takes a bite out of your still beating hearti
Hehe~
*disappears*
 

quagma

subatomic cephalopod
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*A blue apple... I have a feeling this being above my head will likely kill me if I refuse it... oh well I don't really have a choice here. I hope it doesn't kill...*
Thank you for the apple... I guess?
> Accept the apple
*the apple thanks you for being so understanding and being such a good sport about all this.*
*the being gives you a smooch, then, along with the apple, vanishes from whence they came*
 
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esThr

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*Ugh? What the.. I am alive... even though I got killed by that mad woman...
Ah, I see... so that's how everyone is trapped inside of here. If you die you just respawn at your seat..
Theres that apple... thankfully it doesn't seem like the cosmic octopus thing was going to force me to eat it so I'll keep it for now.*
*Oh hey, those people look relatively normal
Greetings

Good morning! 🍵 :blob_reach:
Good morning... I am new here, nice to meet you both.
 

Simple_Russian_Boi

A "normal" human | Occasionally a cat
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I have seen my cats. You know what that means. :blob_sir:
*gives everyone random animal parts*
 

DannyTheDaikon

| Azure tamer | Harbinger of chaos and soup
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MatchaChocolate69

What happens when the mirror breaks?
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@Stealthy_Enigma

My beloved niece, I've written your song. Despite my efforts, I couldn't make anything grim about you, and it turned out to be a fluffy song.
Mission accomplished! :blob_uwu:
I don't know why, but when thinking of you, the first thing that came to mind was a banjo and a pseudo-country rhythm. I think it fits well.
I had a lot of fun making it, and I hope you like it.
Two more foxes to go. :sweating_profusely:

🪕HEADS OR TAILS🦊

[Verse 1]
Sneakin' through the night, nine tails swingin' wide
The shadow of a ninja, in the moonlight she hides
Heiress to a clan, snatches yar food, "Sorry, that's mine!"
Fluff Enthusiast with a katana, sharpened just fine

[Verse 2]
She’s sittin' above ya, peekin' from the tiles.
Spyin' on your secrets, wearin’ her cunning smiles.
"Praise me, folks! Kneel down to the kitsune unseen!"
But mess with her cuisine? Oh, she's gonna make a scene!

[Pre-Chorus]
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, your fate is drawn
Heads, Kunai rain, Darn, your head is gone!
Tails, Shuriken dance, you get a fluffy dawn!

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice you in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

[Bridge]
"Hey-o! Choose the tail!" whispers the Fluffy Ninja
"Don't you know it's much more floofy, huh?"
Adorable, She snatches secrets, recipes and more!
Moufouing pets and strays, it’s a kitsune encore!

[Pre-Chorus 2] (Note: Unfortunately, in this verse, the AI gets corrupted, and the words get mixed up.)
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, it’s your luck.
Heads, she'll cut you like butter, just a ninja duck.
Tails, she'll let you in on her fluffy charm,
but better not try to do her any harm.

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice meat in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, the outcome's clear.
Heads, it's a lethal night, no need to shed a tear,
Tails, she'll let you join her fluffy quest,
a tail-wagging adventure, the very best!

[Bridge]
"Hey-o! Choose the tail!" whispers the Fluffy Ninja
"Don't you know it's much more floofy, huh?"
Adorable, She snatches secrets, recipes and more!
Moufouing pets and strays, it’s a kitsune encore!

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice meat in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

🪕
 
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