RepresentingEnvy
En-Chan Queen Vampy!
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This isn't a serious prompt. Just make a funny (or punny) story about the usual spooky things. This is mostly for comedy, and if it includes some puns about skeletons, ghosts, zombies, witches, etc, I will especially enjoy it.
It can be in any format you want! You can do any story involving spooky creatures~.
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The bleachers were full of skeletons and vampires, rooting for their teams. The away team were The Funny-bone Rattlers, and on the home side were The Sucky Counters.
It was a cold winter night, yet the stands were packed. The announcers waited the start of the game!
Pumpkin Head Announcer: "Tonight there are two teams carved out in the arena! We will witness a harrowing experience! The marrow will fly! Blood will be spewed! This game kicks off the start of this terrible season~!"
Witch Announcer: "...You are telling me, Mr. Pumpkin! Only one of these teams will be crowned victorious! The other team will be sent to the pyre!"
Gothic tunes echoed in the stadium. A dark church accordion started playing "Take me out to the Ball Game". The visiting team, The Funny-bone Rattlers, took up the bat, and the first hitter was none other than Bone Runner...
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I am too lazy to personally finish the story, so you are more than welcome to also do that!
It can be in any format you want! You can do any story involving spooky creatures~.
Here is a short example:-------------------
The bleachers were full of skeletons and vampires, rooting for their teams. The away team were The Funny-bone Rattlers, and on the home side were The Sucky Counters.
It was a cold winter night, yet the stands were packed. The announcers waited the start of the game!
Pumpkin Head Announcer: "Tonight there are two teams carved out in the arena! We will witness a harrowing experience! The marrow will fly! Blood will be spewed! This game kicks off the start of this terrible season~!"
Witch Announcer: "...You are telling me, Mr. Pumpkin! Only one of these teams will be crowned victorious! The other team will be sent to the pyre!"
Gothic tunes echoed in the stadium. A dark church accordion started playing "Take me out to the Ball Game". The visiting team, The Funny-bone Rattlers, took up the bat, and the first hitter was none other than Bone Runner...
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I am too lazy to personally finish the story, so you are more than welcome to also do that!