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[Lorelliad]

Yu are not Mi. Yu are Yu.

I'm Hans. Hans Solo. (Because I'm single and I love a Pringle.)

I will Anakin your mannequin

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I will Anakin your mannequin

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Why are you interested with our shop's mannequin?

 

[Lorelliad]

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Why are you interested with our shop's mannequin?

Who doesn't love mannequins :DD

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Who doesn't love mannequins :DD

Mi?

 

[Lorelliad]

Mi?

I'll come and take it off your hands then :D

 

[Deleted member 54065]

I'll come and take it off your hands then :D

No, no! I said Mi doesn't love mannequins.

I'm Hans. And Hans is fine with mannequins.