Got a job for you, 621...We must refuse smut at every turn or it will never die. We of the ASCOSH ANTI SMUT COALITION ON SCRIBBLEHUB, will make it our mission to eradicate all things smut.
Today, the AASC is staging a protest against the Smut Coalition outside of S-Hub. They're a small-time group of local zealots, but their pockets run deep and that's where you come in. This is a false flag operation. Your AC will be adorned with pornographic Yuri decals to convince outsiders that the Smut Coalition staged an armed reprisal against the protest. Sadly, that means you'll have to take out every protester on sight, but their sacrifice should drive up AASC recruitment and lead to public condemnation of the SC. It'll likely lead to open warfare, but that's just good for business.
Heh. All for the greater good, huh? Whatever. As long as the check clears.
You ship out in ten minutes. Walter, out.