What gun would Jesus carry?
- Thread starter BenJepheneT
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a nerf water gun carrying holy water...
Him: You've been reading too much smut lately, haven't you?
Wattpad Reader: yeah...
Him: Squirt squirt. Begone and lest us cleanse and purify your soul. (Squirt some more into their eyes.)
Wattpad Reader: AH. MY EYES. THEY'RE ON FIRE.
Him: (Nods Head.) You have been cleansed.
Him: You've been reading too much smut lately, haven't you?
Wattpad Reader: yeah...
Him: Squirt squirt. Begone and lest us cleanse and purify your soul. (Squirt some more into their eyes.)
Wattpad Reader: AH. MY EYES. THEY'RE ON FIRE.
Him: (Nods Head.) You have been cleansed.