What to do with flammable liquid?

[Paul_Tromba]

I have a liter of straight methanol and need to dispose of it. It is poisonous, toxic, and could probably destroy most engines if used as fuel. Any ideas?

 

[SailusGebel]

DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

https://www.cwu.edu/ehs/sites/cts.cwu.edu.ehs/files/documents/CWU%20Laboratory%20HW%20Guidelines.pdf

 

[SailusGebel]

If it burns, you can drink it.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

I don't feel like going blind and/or dying.

 

[SailusGebel]

I don't feel like going blind and/or dying.

Pussy.

 

[BearlyAlive]

Burn it?

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Pussy.

1 oz will make a person blind
2 oz will kill a person
3 oz will do the last two and make the cremation interesting.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Pussy.

I thought it was established that he was an asslover, and quothe greyblob: "real men are ass lovers."

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Burn it?

Time to find a barrel to burn it in.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I have a liter of straight ethanol and need to dispose of it. It is poisonous, toxic, and could probably destroy most engines if used as fuel. Any ideas?

See if there is an experiment that turns ethanol into something bright and colorful (disclaimer: I am not suggesting explosions). I’m thinking big and cool chemistry like those elephant toothpaste reactions.

 

[SailusGebel]

1 oz will make a person blind
2 oz will kill a person
3 oz will do the last two and make the cremation interesting.

Make someone else drink it. Carbonate it and say it is a new limited sprite.

I thought it was established that he was an asslover, and quothe greyblob: "real men are ass lovers."

A pussy can be an asslover.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

A pussy can be an asslover.

But can a 'real man' be a pussy?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

If you are going to burn it, then find metal shavings to stick in it to make it ~PRETTY~

 

[MisterEnigmatic]

My suggestion would get me put on a list, so I don't know.

 

[HelloHound]

pour it into an enemies fuel tanks

 

[Tyranomaster]

It'll evaporate quick-ish in summer temperatures. Of course, those fumes are really explosive, but on a good windy day with a large pan in a field, nothing will come of that.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

My suggestion would get me put on a list, so I don't know.

pour it into an enemies fuel tanks

I think a Cerberus was just put on a list.

 

[Octopal]

Drink! Drink! Drink!
Alcohol

 

[zephyrzane]

Many towns have household hazardous waste programs. Google your town's name and "hazardous waste" and they may have a hotline to tell you what to do.