Whats most creative curse or insult you have or heard?

[CRimson5]

I am dire need of some good curses, it should me short, and creative and Roastive

 

[Corty]

I hope a homeless man will lick your ears while you sleep.

 

[SailusGebel]

pipkin

 

[CupcakeNinja]

I am dire need of some good curses, it should me short, and creative and Roastive

im going to plant a peach tree in your mother's womb and fuck your sister under it's shade

 

[FluffyGura]

When I see your face my eyes shed tears of blood not because of your ugliness but for your parents who had to bear a mistske like you and live with you for 13 years, truly a pity.

 

[Kalliel]

Your name sounds like you just followed a tutorial by a guy with fifteen upvotes on reddit on how to make an appropriate internet nickname and never finished it.

(JK your name sounds alright, don't kill me)

 

[TotallyHuman]

Dr Cox from scrubs had some fun insults for JD, but the one I liked the most didn't come from him even if came because of him.

There was a scene where Turk could not remember a rap song by snoop dog and elliot did. He was asked by Carla how it felt to be bested in rap by the whitest girl in America. A guy in the comments said that Cox should've come by and said "I though the whitest girl in America sits by you over here!", insinuating JD.

Nothing puts a smile on my face the same way murdering a joke does

 

[LilRora]

Satan's slippery nipples, I think, and that's an exclamation.

That what you're asking for?

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I have heard of a lot of curses or insults, but the best ones that made me laugh the most usually come from some people here honestly.

 

[DemonOppai]

Calling someone a wank stain is always a good one

 

[Iamnotabot]

Drink milk in front of them ? Idk i only did this once

 

[Poleg]

I hope a homeless man will lick your ears while you sleep.

He asked for curses not blessings.

 

[Tempokai]

 

[Corty]

He asked for curses not blessings.

We once had a "sucking phantom." It was a guy sucking off a sleeping, homeless person. It was caught on CCTV and made the rounds on the news.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

We once had a "sucking phantom." It was a guy sucking off a sleeping, homeless person. It was caught on CCTV and made the rounds on the news.

Sucking phantom is another name for vampire actually, so that guy was really just a New-Blood.

 

[gaylolis]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER
AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES

 

[Indicterra]

im going to plant a peach tree in your mother's womb and fuck your sister under it's shade

I know a Redditor when I see one
Why are you, gay

 

[TheKillingAlice]

We once had a "sucking phantom." It was a guy sucking off a sleeping, homeless person. It was caught on CCTV and made the rounds on the news.

Wait, actually?

 

[Asami_Shirogane]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER
AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES

Proceeds to give wooden rabbit as an offering.

 

[Corty]

Wait, actually?

Yes. Go to YouTube and paste this:

Támad a Kőbányai Orálfantom (cenzúrázott)​