Which are the real maniacs of SH?

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Simple as the title above. Time to really see who the real crazies are. No take backs. No additions. @RepresentingEnvy said that you guys couldn’t just keep letting me keep getting away with these polls… but, well, hot diggity dang! I just keep doing it! I’m awesome like that. *button eye winks* *roguish stitched grin*
@Iamnotabot @Rhaps @Agentt @TenderHuman @phaeous @Lloyd @TheEldritchGod @K5Rakitan @greyblob @LunaSoltaer
Let us offer this fascinating shade of chaos to ink in the quilt of the Star’s celestial and multicolor dream with a saturatation of passion!!!
Byyyyye! The puppet of the Stars, the used toy of these Glimmering with Amusement, is heading to sleep!

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I cast my vote for you and EldritchGod. I am obviously very sane. I am a little disappointed that @APieceOfRock isn't on the list. Pebble would take the insanity cake.

 

[Bobple]

Clearly no one.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Ahem. We have already established I am the most SANE, thank you.
Please correct your poll as it is clear I have no place here.

 

[MintiLime]

Ya know, for true insanity I’m looking for homicidal maniac. Sorry Monotone, yer too friendly

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I cast my vote for you and EldritchGod. I am obviously very sane. I am a little disappointed that @APieceOfRock isn't on the list. Pebble would take the insanity cake.

Does Eldritch need to smite a mortal?
CLEARLY, I am the MOST sane.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Clearly no one.

Put this apple on the list too.

 

[MintiLime]

Ahem. We have already established I am the most SANE, thank you.
Please correct your poll as it is clear I have no place here.

No take backs.

 

[Aaqil]

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Does Eldritch need to smite a mortal?
CLEARLY, I am the MOST sane.

I am not a mortal, and your words ring hollow, just like whatever void you crawled out of.

 

[Bobple]

Put this apple on the list too.

Aw, thanks, your making my leaves blush.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I am not a mortal CURRENTLY, and your words ring hollow, just like whatever void you crawled out of.

Fixed that for you.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Fixed that for you.

Shoo, shoo, back into your void. Let the people who are actually sane prove their sanity, like me: a completely sane Queen of Darkness and Despair. I am the Queen of the Night, Mother to all Vampires, and the Future EldritchGod Slayer.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Shoo, shoo, back into your void. Let the people who are actually sane prove their sanity, like me: a completely sane Queen of Darkness and Despair. I am the Queen of the Night, Mother to all Vampires, and the Future EldritchGod Slayer.

Heh... future... as if such a thing exists.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Heh... future... as if such a thing exists.

I could slay you with words as well. I bet you haven't washed your eyes in eons. They are probably so filthy that Cthulu gets jealous.

 

[greyblob]

Simple as the title above. Time to really see who the real crazies are. No take backs. No additions. @RepresentingEnvy said that you guys couldn’t just keep letting me keep getting away with these polls… but, well, hot diggity dang! I just keep doing it! I’m awesome like that. *button eye winks* *roguish stitched grin*
@Iamnotabot @Rhaps @Agentt @TenderHuman @phaeous @Lloyd @TheEldritchGod @K5Rakitan @greyblob @LunaSoltaer
Let us offer this fascinating shade of chaos to ink in the quilt of the Star’s celestial and multicolor dream with a saturatation of passion!!!
Byyyyye! The puppet of the Stars, the used toy of these Glimmering with Amusement, is heading to sleep!

meh.. you're like a comical villain who'd feel bad if the heroes accidentally got hurt... @TheEldritchGod would rant about old bread he got at the bakery while pulling my fingernails and flaying my skin

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

meh.. you're like a comical villain who'd feel bad if the heroes accidentally got hurt... @TheEldritchGod would rant about old bread he got at the bakery while pulling my fingernails and flaying my skin

What about me?

 

[TheEldritchGod]

I could slay you with words as well. I bet you haven't washed your eyes in eons. They are probably so filthy that Cthulu gets jealous.

As if I needed any more proof that you are mad as a hatter and I am clearly FAR more sane than thou.
Everyone knows that C'thulu is a PRIEST and a bit of a clean freak. Why do you think it's taken so long for him to get out of his sunken city? He read Jordan Peterson's self-help book and that part where it reads, 'Clean your room', well, he's just been stuck on that FOREVER.

 

[greyblob]

What about me?

i can see you getting bored halfway through a plan and laying down to drink instead. how accurate /10

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

As if I needed any more proof that you are mad as a hatter and I am clearly FAR more sane than thou.
Everyone knows that C'thulu is a PRIEST and a bit of a clean freak. Why do you think it's taken so long for him to get out of his sunken city? He read Jordan Peterson's self-help book and that part where it reads, 'Clean your room', well, he's just been stuck on that FOREVER.

Okay, then what about this? Your eyes are so scary that Yog-Sothoth has nightmares about them.

i can see you getting bored halfway through a plan and laying down to drink instead. how accurate /10

The truth hurts, sir blob. The truth hurts.