Which doom would you rather NOT die to?w

[TheMonotonePuppet]

There are many things that could cause terrible death… what terrible, SH-inspired torment would you rather NOT die to?
I was really struggling with the word limit on this one.
@RepresentingEnvy @Aaqil @Controps / @Anon2023 @Raymann @Paul_Tromba @AliceShiki @doravg
Edit: @tiaf

 

[MintiLime]

*checks notes*
already have mediocre to debuffed luck stat
already working unpaid overtime
Gets immortality buff

how is the Puppet Curse bad again?

 

[Anon2024]

I feel attacked.

 

[Raymann]

I will avoid the last one by selecting it, because, I am not a gay.
*Accepts horrible deaths

 

[dummycake]

Doom 3 BFG Edition

 

[SailusGebel]

I will pick the last one, because, I am not a gay.

 

[georgelee5786]

Garden of knives. I fear Shiki more than all the other things combined

 

[georgelee5786]

I will pick the last one, because, I am not a gay.

I'm sure

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

*checks notes*
already have mediocre to debuffed luck stat
already working unpaid overtime
Gets immortality buff

how is the Puppet Curse bad again?

Day 1:
You are walking by your neighbors’ hedges. Oh hey! Your head got trimmed down! I think a bit of brain is poking out…
You stub your toe on the same chair 10 times in a row.
Your car hit a kid who slipped on a banana peel right in front of you.
You live in abject poverty, working overtime and turning gaunt from wages below subsistence wage.
But hey! Immortality!

 

[Raymann]

I'm sure

Are you sure about it? 0_0

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I feel attacked.

You’re welcome. It was my pleasure to attack you!

I will pick the last one, because, I am not a gay.
*Picks horrible deaths

the references continue!!! Lol!

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Garden of knives. I fear Shiki more than all the other things combined

Personally, this one is the one I would most rather HAVE. Just slit your wrists and boom. You die. Quick way out.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Doom 3 BFG Edition

Huh?

 

[dummycake]

Huh?

I don't like Doom 3

 

[Succubiome]

I would simply say "No, thank you." to death.

Personally, this one is the one I would most rather HAVE. Just slit your wrists and boom. You die. Quick way out.

See, I'd see this as a way to survive, maybe:
1. Mommy knives, so someone/something cares about you, presumably?
2. As long as you never trip, you probably never die?

could have a long life ahead of you, and then a randomly sudden and bloody end
better than a lot of options

 

[HelloHound]

throat stuff sounds unfortunate

 

[doravg]

BL fishes? Pfft...

 

[Raymann]

I would simply say "No, thank you." to death.

"Nah... You have to pick one it's compulsory," says the principal after he offers you to pick between various subjects to study in your college.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I used a random number generator for you! Have no fear! This puppet is here!
The number is 2, so you get “Buying cursed puppet”!

 

[MintiLime]

Day 1:
You are walking by your neighbors’ hedges. Oh hey! Your head got trimmed down! I think a bit of brain is poking out…
You stub your toe on the same chair 10 times in a row.
Your car hit a kid who slipped on a banana peel right in front of you.
You live in abject poverty, working overtime and turning gaunt from wages below subsistence wage.
But hey! Immortality!

The stubbing toe thing isss pretty bad, but I’m sure I’d get used to it la~

Sounds like that kid had worse luck than me

Do I automatically heal immortality or my brain is stuck like that immortality? In any case, some duck tape and a wig should suffice. If it’s stuck that way type, I surgically remove all pain neurons to prevent the toe stubbing from hurting.