Writing Prompt You find the fountain of youth and drink from it. Now what do you do?

[Alkareel]

As I grow younger, my deteriorated critical thinking and cognitive abilities begin to revitalize.
My thoughts become clearer and my brain has recovered all of the brain cells it has lost over the years.
I have regained all my youthful vigor, yet, my soul remains the same.
I will wonder what I have wondered before I had even taken that fateful gulp.
"..."
If I piss it back out... can it be considered de-aging piss?

 

[Generik0]

Making my organs proud.

 

[Malonymous]

Swim in it.

 

[Deleted member 29316]

Sell it.

 

[KiraMinoru]

I’ll first dilute the water in the fountain with normal water to make it less effective so it will only increase someone’s lifespan a small amount rather than grant eternal life. I’d then get an egirl to bathe in it to increase the price it will sell for. I’ll package it up and then market it as egirl bath water that can increase people’s lifespan by ten years. Once I have enough money I will start creating nuclear bombs in secret with the vast fortune I’ve accumulated. I’ll then destroy the entire planet by setting them all off at once and bring an end to all life. I’ll die in the process since being unaging doesn’t equate to immortality.

 

[Kilolo]

but im already young

 

[Agentt]

I’ll first dilute the water in the fountain with normal water to make it less effective so it will only increase someone’s lifespan a small amount rather than grant eternal life. I’d then get an egirl to bathe in it to increase the price it will sell for. I’ll package it up and then market it as egirl bath water that can increase people’s lifespan by ten years. Once I have enough money I will start creating nuclear bombs in secret with the vast fortune I’ve accumulated. I’ll then destroy the entire planet by setting them all off at once and bring an end to all life. I’ll die in the process since being unaging doesn’t equate to immortality.

Sounds like suicide with extra steps.

 

[KiraMinoru]

Sounds like suicide with extra steps.

The fact that they bought the egirl bath water makes me want to end all life on earth.