Wanna Finnish my sentence? Cake is only _______ when you______ because _____

[Closeranemone48]

Idk people I’m bored

 

[CarburetorThompson]

Cake is only the beginning. When you open your eyes you will see, because this was never meant to last.

 

[Deeprotsorcerer]

Cake is only __never gonna___ when you __give_you__ because _up__

 

[BlackKnightX]

Cake is only edible when you prepare it beforehand because an untrained one won’t respond to your commands.

 

[Western42]

Cake is only good when you fill it to the brim with tasty man-meat, because flesh really brings out a nice flavor mixed in with sweet icing and cake! - Jill

 

[FoxxieFox]

C̷̰̒a̶̮͊k̴̔ͅe̴̝͛ ̷̨̌i̵̍͜s̵͋͜ ̷̹̐e̶̜͂n̵̹̒j̵̦̎ó̷̞y̷͚̌e̶͉͋d̴̹̎ ̵͝ͅẗ̸̙ö̵̖́ ̸̨̂i̷̹̅ẗ̷͍́s̸̠͑ ̷̠͛f̵̧͝ụ̴̿l̴̠̈́l̷̫̿e̷̯͝s̵̙͝t̵̼͋ ̷̠̃w̷͙͂h̸̚͜è̷͓n̴̗̕ ̵͖̂ẙ̸̤ö̸̫́ú̶̝ ̷̖̑s̸̥̕h̵̡̊o̶̝͘v̶̻̉ẹ̶͌ ̵̣͋ĭ̷̧t̵͚͛ ̴̘́d̵̛̠o̴͓̐w̷̺̐ñ̴͙ ̵̟͗p̸̻̓e̴̡̒o̸̰͑p̴̓ͅl̵̤͐ȇ̵̱'̴̩̃s̸͙̎ ̷̮͠t̵̟͆h̸̯̽r̵̟̓o̵̟͋ä̸̡́t̷̞͌s̴͕͂ ̸͕̚b̶̥͠ȅ̵̼c̷̹͆a̶͎͑u̷̺͐s̸̻̀e̵͍̐ ̴̗̅ị̴̈́t̶̢̃ ̷̣̊á̷͚ĺ̶̨l̷̜̃o̴̺͋w̶͈̉s̵͎̓ ̶͉̂ṕ̶͕e̵̳͑ó̵̱p̶̯̽l̴̛̲é̴̡ ̷͍̌t̵͈͛ō̶̩ ̴̭͝t̸̩̑r̵̠̅ů̷͍l̶̖̽ļ̷̐y̸̟̅ ̵̥̊ả̷͕p̵̣̔p̷͔͘r̵̡͝ë̶̖́c̵̋ͅi̶̞͠a̵̛̰t̶̰̔ȩ̴͐ ̸͍͝ḭ̴͋t̵̬̾s̴͘͜ ̵̜̆ģ̵͗l̵̮̏o̷̘̒r̴͉̈́ÿ̴̺́!̶̩̅

 

[ChocolateLover030]

Cake is only cake when you cake because cake.

 

[Closeranemone48]

Cake is only cake when you cake because cake.

A beautiful answer

 

[Average]

Cake is only cake when you cake because cake.

sounds like a "we do it because we do it" response from my mom

 

[Schwab]

Cake is only [REDACTED] when you [REDACTED] because [REDACTED].

 

[Schwab]

A beautiful answer

Ayo what's up with your signature

 

[Closeranemone48]

Ayo what's up with your signature

None of your business

 

[Maze_Runner]

Cake is only sponge when you live in England because people in England want you to go eat a sponge.

 

[Schwab]

Cake is only sponge when you live in England because people in England want you to go eat a sponge.

There's definitely a story behind this. Who did you piss off in England?

 

[Macha]

Cake is only the tastiest when you put cyanide on it because why not?​

 

[Closeranemone48]

Cake is only the tastiest when you put cyanide on it because why not?​

Love me some almond cake

 

[Closeranemone48]

Cake is only best when you eat it because it’s cake

 

[Nihilism]

Idk people, I’m bored

Cake is only good when you eat it because it tastes good.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Cake is only meaningful when you decorate it yourself because it shows how much you love the birthday person.​

At least, that's my personal philosophy about cakes for family members. There are exceptions to the rule, but if I can, I'm whipping up my own icing, stuffing it in a pastry bag, and going ham!

 

[Maze_Runner]

There's definitely a story behind this. Who did you piss off in England?

We won't talk about that part