Just your friendly neighbourhood megacorp getting intimate with dangerous monsters underneath a population of hundreds of thousands~ Nothing too special. Just regular monsters made from deeply-rooted emotions and trauma, so how bad could they be? Just like a petting zoo!
Oh, did I mention that if enough Workers are mangled (playfully, of course. Imagine being folded like a pretzel. Sounds fun!) then the facility self destructs as a fail safe? Haha. Only the facility right?
Right? Totally hadn't happened before and people didn't have their hearts
screaming and leaping out of their chests. That'd be crazy!
Monitored 24/7? Don't you feel so secure? Accidentally injure a 'healer'? I guess the entire facility is condemned~ Trying to fight for your right to live? Oh silly, the people wanting to take it are the ones who gave you that right in the first place.
What a sane and nice corporation to work for.
Please help me.