Mommy? Daddy?

[Deleted member 54065]

No.

Yesn't.

 

[Aaqil]

Yesn't.

Alright,

 

[TotallyHuman]

K5etc literally mostly posts about her kid. Cmn.
Hans is more of an uncle.
Paul is more like your distant cousin that you met once during summer when you were 10. He was a nice guy(?) because he took me to play to a nearby amusement park and was overall nice.
Envy is like a 12 yo niece honestly. My 12 yo niece is also talking about vampires and raps or poems or whatever.
Other two I don't really know. I think I've heard of a boxer Shaq?

 

[Story_Marc]

A "dad" is the last thing I see myself as.

 

[Desustar]

I am also a lightweight. A glass of wine make me tipsy

well, I'm sure you can hold you blood well

 

[Agentt]

How am I not an option there...
Literally half the females here are my daughters..

 

[Aaqil]

How am I not an option there...
Literally half the females here are my daughters..

You're weird,

 

[Leti]

How am I not an option there...
Literally half the females here are my daughters..

Only because half the females here are Mellohwa clones.

 

[Agentt]

You're weird,

Okay, and??? Doesn't explain why I am not being called Mommy!

 

[SailusGebel]

@AliceShiki is the strict mother, while the most dad is obviously @CupcakeNinja

 

[Aaqil]

@AliceShiki is the strict mother, while the most dad is obviously @CupcakeNinja

 

[AliceShiki]

@AliceShiki is the strict mother, while the most dad is obviously @CupcakeNinja

Oh, I still remember what you're referencing there~

I'd vote for Cupcake if he was an option. He is raising a kid, after all~

And well, Rakitan is a no brainer~

 

[ACertainPassingUser]

Nearly everyone in forum is either Single fat Uncles and Single rotten Aunties.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Nearly everyone in forum is either Single fat Uncles and Single rotten Aunties.

... Not me, right? I have only been voting age for a month... I'm not old enough to be an uncle or an auntie... right?

 

[Paul_Tromba]

@K5Rakitan is the mom of the forums

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

These aren't my parents.
I recognize none of them!

 

[Paul_Tromba]

How am I not an option there...
Literally half the females here are my daughters..

True.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

K5etc literally mostly posts about her kid. Cmn.
Hans is more of an uncle.
Paul is more like your distant cousin that you met once during summer when you were 10. He was a nice guy(?) because he took me to play to a nearby amusement park and was overall nice.
Envy is like a 12 yo niece honestly. My 12 yo niece is also talking about vampires and raps or poems or whatever.
Other two I don't really know. I think I've heard of a boxer Shaq?

That is so cap bro. Ain't no way I be your niece! Cwinge

 

[Aaqil]

That is so cap bro. Ain't no way I be your niece! Cwinge

Prove it,
[This is a test]

 

[TotallyHuman]

That is so cap bro. Ain't no way I be your niece! Cwinge

cap? What's that? I don't speak zoomer or whatever you 2010+ gen is called