Who is Scribblehub’s final boss?

[MintiLime]

"I nominate...

MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

I jest, I jest of course," it says.
The maniacal chibi puppet dons a Carnival Master persona, a Peacock masquerade mask held up to its face. Golden chains and rainbow ribbons drip off of it like arrogance off of a capitalist pig.
Everything turns dark, before a bright white spotlight snaps onto the tiny creature. Blinking lights turn on with a clunk of a lever, pushed up by the pirouetting toy, lining the unpierceable darkness.
A warm orange light crawls up in two separate, sparkling lines like a lit fuse. They stop at a towering height in the pitch black, before heading toward each other in horizontal lines. All the while, a stitched grin bobs back and forth in the darkness, pink hearts replacing eyes and shining brightly.
Eventually, the orange lines, forming a doorway. The sound of stone can be heard in the dark light, fiery orange light pouring in with yells of laughter and screams of applause.

"Et voila! The final boss!..." An ornate frame peeks over the dropping wall.

"Is!" A bright glare shines in your eyes, making you squint.

"YOU!" It is a magic mirror! (vampire-invisibility-problem-immune).

@TheMonotonePuppet
Role: Hidden Boss?
- Mind bending chaos surrounds this Abomination, such that interactions will leave you confused on who is the true enemy

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@TheMonotonePuppet
Role: Hidden Boss?
- Mind bending chaos surrounds this Abomination, such that interactions will leave you confused on who is the true enemy

"It is you of course!" Flips masquerade mask upside down with a flourish, turning into a deep red, glowing frown, covering the lower half of its face. Diamond teardrops cascade from its eyes, clattering to the round of puddles.
"Oh the humanity!!! The enemy fails to recognize its villainy! A tale as old as time! A song as old as rhyme!" it sings mournfully, wiping its face off of tears with a paw.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

@georgelee5786
Class: TREAD GO BURNNNN
-rams you with truck
-backs over you with truck
-ties you to a Kaufman trailer and parks you on a railroad
-will shame you if you're shorter than him

Your truck would be weaker than @owotrucked, and you can't even get any wheels because I emailed Chevy.

 

[georgelee5786]

Your truck would be weaker than @owotrucked, and you can't even get any wheels because I emailed Chevy.

Imagine being less than 5'11

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Imagine being less than 5'11

No Silverado for you, boy. You get a Durango.

 

[Sola-sama]

Imagine being less than 5'11

 

[Harvier]

Me, the final boss of cringe, I can beat you with my Tik tok songs like an edit

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Imagine being less than 5'11

I'm actually quite happy being smaller than 5'11. Funny story, IRL, my sister accidentally gave me the misconception that I was 6 ft, which made me SUPER self-conscious.
And I was NOT! Not even close!

 

[Rhaps]

Imagine being less than 5'11

It's more satisfying to bring those taller than you below your height when you're short.

 

[BlackKnightX]

@Tony

What power does he have, you asked? Pfff.

 

[georgelee5786]

No Silverado for you, boy. You get a Durango

Wouldn't even give me a 1990s Bronco, Gotta settle this in person

http://imgur.com/A2ebsbD

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

Nominee: Woolen_Bat_Monkey
Description: Woolen is a unique and enigmatic creature, brought to life from the crimson wool of the elusive Blood Sheep. His button eyes are carved from the ancient wood of the Eldertree, and his stitches are woven from the ethereal silk of the Weaver of Worlds. RepresentingEnvy, the Mother of Blood, meticulously crafted him, infusing him with unparalleled power and an insatiable drive.

Class Name: Envy-Forged Paragon

-Bloodshear Weave: Manipulates the crimson wool that forms his body, drawing upon the lifeforce of the Blood Sheep to empower attacks and abilities.
-Eldertree Fortitude: Inherits heightened resistance to harm from his mother, with his button eyes acting as conduits for this resilience.
-Weaver's Veil: Summons an ethereal shield crafted from the silk of the Weaver of Worlds, absorbing attacks and distorting reality.
-Bloodmoon Reckoning: Taps into the power of the Blood Sheep for a devastating attack that channels ancient blood magic.
-Shearlife Embrace: Emits a malevolent aura, draining the life force of those nearby and channeling it into his own, making him more formidable.
-Eldertree Domination: Temporarily controls the minds of those who envy him, creating dominated minions.
-Bloodmoon Metamorphosis: Undergoes a terrifying transformation, enhancing size, strength, and destructive potential.
-Weaver's Wail: Emits a bone-chilling howl that shatters the resolve of opponents and instills despair.
-Bloodshear Annihilation: Channels the collective envy of those he's encountered into a devastating energy beam.
-Eldertree Cataclysm: Invokes a potent curse, causing the earth to shake and unleashing a cataclysmic event upon near-death.

Motive: relentless drive is rooted in his desire to validate his existence and fulfill the legacy of his creator, RepresentingEnvy, the Mother of Blood. From the moment he was brought to life, Woolen has been plagued by an all-consuming envy, yearning to prove his worthiness as the offspring of one of the most powerful and enigmatic beings in existence. His motive is not just for power but also recognition, seeking to surpass the accomplishments of those who have crossed his path.

Final Skill: Envious Weltgeist

Upon defeat, releases the "Envious Weltgeist," a cataclysmic curse that transforms the world into a realm of envy and chaos. The curse seeps into the hearts and minds of all living beings, igniting an insatiable desire for power and superiority. This curse perpetuates endless conflict and rivalry, shaping the world's destiny and casting a perpetual shadow of envy over generations.

 

[Sola-sama]

I'm actually quite happy being smaller than 5'11. Funny story, IRL, my sister accidentally gave me the misconception that I was 6 ft, which made me SUPER self-conscious.
And I was NOT! Not even close!

 

[Rhaps]

Anyway, here is my boss data
@Rhaps
Class: Raid Boss
Subclass: Technophile
-Does not care about your allegiance, a lot of AoE attacks
-Attack interval is similar to Primordial Malzeno (you do not have a chance to breathe)
-Timed Boss, if you don't finish the boss in a certain amount of time, you will be pulled into a 40 minutes lecture about technology or 2 hours lecture on Otome manhwas. Depends on the dice roll.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

@RepresentingEnvy it's fiiiiine! Just go with the flow, admitting your teeny-tinyness , and enjoy the company of short people like me, @Rhaps and @Sola-sama !!!

 

[owotrucked]

@RepresentingEnvy
Class: optional boss with absolute bullshit gimmick that is somehow stronger than the final boss
Subclass: Cardinal Sin

- Apocalypse: deals the difference of her forum reaction score minus yours as true damage if not defeated within 6.66 turns
- Polymorph: using witchpire sorcery, turns the target into a gay frog
- Vampire bite: basic attack, can be avoided with cookies
- Coffin dance: barbaric aoe attack using her prided "truck-proof" coffin

- Great Seal weakness: can be sent back to the shadow realm if your reaction score is higher than hers. But she will someday return stronger and end the forum.

 

[Cipiteca396]

Ah whatever.

Tier One: Reign-from-Shadows

• Summon Familiars: Contracted servants created through secret rite.
  Familiars will temporarily return to internal world when slain.
  Inherit powers from progenitor, making them all around powerful fighters.
• Shadow Grasp: Hands and vines made of darkness will collect criminals/combatants and teleport them to one of three prisons depending on severity of crimes; Anti-magic Moon Prison, Polar Wasteland, The Cafeteria.
  Mandatory Therapy included in sentence.
• Peace-Maker: Uses perception, barrier, space, and shadow magics to prevent injury and end fights.

Tier Two: Interdiction

Spoiler

Demiplane: A localized reality is substituted and overlapped across the current one, preventing excess casualties.
The new reality is flooded with a mix of solar radiation and powerful magic, eroding belligerent party's strength until they can be pacified.
Endangered third parties will be evacuated to safety.

Tier Three: Annihilation

Spoiler

Avatar: Physical Manifestation relocates and destroys the enemy using all means available; to be used only when an existential threat appears and is stronger than self.
Divine Homunculus: The Avatar is crafted using the strongest traits from all available lifeforms. It can shift form freely to best make use of these Bloodlines.
Cautious: Avatar will position itself into the least ideal attack range for the enemy, preferring to hang back and rain destructive magic or projectiles on the target when possible.

 

[Rhaps]

@RepresentingEnvy it's fiiiiine! Just go with the flow, admitting your teeny-tinyness , and enjoy the company of short people like me, @Rhaps and @Sola-sama !!!

My room being 1 meters/3ft in height definitely contribute to my goblin nature

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

@RepresentingEnvy
Class: optional boss with absolute bullshit gimmick that is somehow stronger than the final boss
Subclass: Cardinal Sin

- Apocalypse: deals the difference of her forum reaction score minus yours as true damage if not defeated within 6.66 turns
- Polymorph: using witchpire sorcery, turns the target into a gay frog
- Vampire bite: basic attack, can be avoided with cookies
- Coffin dance: barbaric aoe attack using her prided "truck-proof" coffin

- Great Seal weakness: can be sent back to the shadow realm if your reaction score is higher than hers. But she will someday return stronger and end the forum.

Class Name: Envy's Innocent Vessel

Description: A unique creature born from the crimson wool of the Blood Sheep. His button eyes are carved from the Eldertree's wood, and his stitches are woven from the Weaver of Worlds' silk.

Role: Woolen is an innocent and loyal servant of his mother, RepresentingEnvy. Unaware of the consequences of his actions, he follows her wishes without question.

-Blood Thread Manipulation: Crafts blood-thread traps and illusions for his mother's plans.
-Eldertree Connection: Gathers world secrets innocently through his eyes.
-Weaver's Veil: Summons an ethereal shield to protect his mother and her allies.
-Bloodmoon Ritual: Channels ancient blood magic, unaware of its nature.
-Envy's Embrace: Manipulates desires, thinking he shares happiness.
-Eldertree's Guidance: Seeks guidance innocently, gaining hidden knowledge.

Final Skill: Mother's Empowerment

When facing dire circumstances, Woolen empowers his mother, RepresentingEnvy, with additional strength, believing it fulfills his purpose.
(Dies upon use)

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Class Name: Envy's Innocent Vessel

Description: A unique creature born from the crimson wool of the Blood Sheep. His button eyes are carved from the Eldertree's wood, and his stitches are woven from the Weaver of Worlds' silk.

Role: Woolen is an innocent and loyal servant of his mother, RepresentingEnvy. Unaware of the consequences of his actions, he follows her wishes without question.

-Blood Thread Manipulation:** Crafts blood-thread traps and illusions for his mother's plans.
-Eldertree Connection:** Gathers world secrets innocently through his eyes.
-Weaver's Veil:** Summons an ethereal shield to protect his mother and her allies.
-Bloodmoon Ritual:** Channels ancient blood magic, unaware of its nature.
-Envy's Embrace: Manipulates desires, thinking he shares happiness.
-Eldertree's Guidance: Seeks guidance innocently, gaining hidden knowledge.

Final Skill: Mother's Empowerment

When facing dire circumstances, Woolen empowers his mother, RepresentingEnvy, with additional strength, believing it fulfills his purpose. Reflects his innocence and loyalty.

So saaaaaaaad!
You should make a poll tomorrow of most popular (using your definition of most popular and your choice of sample size) final boss, copy and pasting into spoilers of the info people wrote about each other.