SHF High-school Fanfic

[TremendousHuman]

By the way, here's the pics I took for the newspaper. They were all used without your consent, or any possible chanse of future profit. But that's because the school doesn't pay us.

Anyway, here we have @MatchaChocolate69 in his hypothetical drug cartel hideout. Don't look at his hands too close, I didn't steal anything, there is nothing interesting there.

Spoiler: MC69

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Next we have one for @TenderHuman. Yes, she looks like a witch. That's not the point.

Spoiler: Not a Witch (true)

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And that's pretty much it. Just thought you'd be interested in looking.

(have a like that I can't give nornally)Slander! I don't wear green, it's so third to last century.

 

[Nahrenne]

I don't think you and I like each other, but thanks for the good wishes.

'o'


I like you, though...

...x...

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Yes, @ArcadiaBlade is the sub...stitute teacher

Its kinda hard teaching a class when you keep getting ignored all the time.

 

[Reinaislost]

What did I do?

It's a compliment. The speed at which you guys can write.

 

[Voidiris]

Its kinda hard teaching a class when you keep getting ignored all the time.

I totally agree with you.

 

[MidnightFox]

Hippity Hopity your lunch money is now my property

 

[Sleds]

It's a compliment. The speed at which you guys can write.

You overestimate me. I'm like the king of procrastination. That's why I'm here and not writing chapters.

 

[MidnightFox]

You overestimate me. I'm like the king of procrastination. That's why I'm here and not writing chapters.

But that's why you ended up in the SHF newspaper isn't it

 

[TsumiHokiro]

Its kinda hard teaching a class when you keep getting ignored all the time.

I remember you... I just thought you were going to do something meaningful, not meaningless.
My condolences, teach...

 

[Sleds]

But that's why you ended up in the SHF newspaper isn't it

Did I?

 

[Anon2024]

'o'


I like you, though...

...x...

I thought you hated me.

 

[Nahrenne]

I thought you hated me.

H-How did you come to such a conclusion?!


X

 

[Azure_Fog]

Its kinda hard teaching a class when you keep getting ignored all the time.

I stabbed you in the next chapter~ or maybe it was Envy, I forget~

 

[MidnightFox]

Did I?

This paragraph refers to you doesn't it

 

[Sleds]

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This paragraph refers to you doesn't it

There several victims apparently, that not me alone.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

There several victims apparently, that not me alone.

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This paragraph refers to you doesn't it

As a member of the Journalism club, we are obliged to maintain confidentiality on the identity of all victims who do not consent to appearing on the newspaper.

As an evil minion and the nosy secretary, yes, that refers to what happened to Sleds in Chapter 17.

 

[MidnightFox]

There several victims apparently, that not me alone.

You're the only victim as far as my chapter is concerned

 

[Voidiris]

You overestimate me. I'm like the king of procrastination. That's why I'm here and not writing chapters.

So you spent every thought you have on procrastination?

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

• Corty - The narrator of the pamphlet, a blonde girl with heterochromia who sits in seat 30. Formerly a guy before being transformed by a gummy bear.
• Hans - The class's teacher, currently away on leave. Sits in seat 1.
• HelloHound (Hound) - A three-headed dog who sits in seat 2. Her bites go cleanly through you but you regenerate.
• Azmiran Myrian (Prince) - A dragon who sits in seat 3. A bit of a kleptomaniac.
• Anon - A mysterious figure in seat 4 who wears hoodies and masks. Possibly a closet pervert. Nails rules to the school entrance.
• Sailus Gebel - From the Russian realm, sits in seat 5. Doesn't like prologues. Wears a diamond tiara.
• En-chan - A vampire queen in seat 6. Tries to recruit people to her blood farm.
• Georgelee5786 - Sits in seat 7. Knows a lot about trucks. May actually be a truck.
• Un'Thoth Neverborn (Eldritch God) - An eldritch horror in seat 8 who brought his cat to school once. It ate the building.
• Matcha - Possibly from juvie, sits in seat 9. Tried to court Corty.
• Ssemouy Onan - Became Matcha's minion, sits in seat 10. Plays minor evil roles.
• Cupcakeninja - Sits in seat 11. Will "screw" people if bored.
• Kraken - Vampire, En-chan's sister, sits in seat 12. Total siscon.
• Luoir - Genderfluid trickster in seat 13 who sold Corty the gender-bending gummy bears. Now tries to molest Corty.
• Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon - A sentient weapon in seat 14. Can shoot burning liquid from his nozzle/face.
• Melchi - Sits in seat 15. Has a crush on someone in class. Wears a bucket on his head.
• Paul Tromba - Most normal student, sits in seat 16. Published author.
• Ellie - The Hall Monitor in seat 17. Will drain your lunch money and peg you.
• Rhaps - Calls himself a male fairy in seat 18 but seems genderfluid. Sold Corty the gummy bears.
• The Monotone Puppet (Puppet) - Sits in seat 19. Looks like a puppet but is very quick-witted. Part of a cult.
• Ria - A new student, possibly a fairy, sits in seat 20. Hasn't opened up yet.
• Reina - Sweet maid girl in seat 21. Embodies innocence.
• Bouncy Cactus (Bouca) - Androgynous student in seat 22 who can get into anything, even people's pants.
• Username - Human lawyer-type in seat 23. Copies off her homework.
• Danny - Sits in seat 24. Stays out of trouble but disappears on full moons, possibly a werewolf.
• Aurora - Shy but passionate student in seat 25 who can light her hair on fire when excited.
• Tsumi - An egg in seat 26. Impervious shell.
• 2swordsperminute - A snail in seat 27. Made an intentionally difficult video game.
• Bartun - Lizard guy in seat 28. Don't do weird things to him.
• Cortavar - Pyromaniac in seat 29 who burns everything.
• Iamnotabot - Not an AI/bot, sits in seat 31. Gets kidnapped a lot.
• Nahrenne - Blunt but sweet chef in seat 32. Brings great snacks.
• Void Iris (Voidiris) - Floating eldritch eye being in seat 33.
• Kureous - Prankster in seat 34 who sleeps through class. Sold the gummy bears.
• Kalliel - Daydreamer in seat 35.
• Sleds - Popcorn eater in seat 36 who feuds with Quack.
• Redemit - The school's janitor who can appear at will.
• Enigma - Fox girl master spy who lives in the ceiling.
• Azure Fog (Azure) - Vampire girl in the ceiling who stabs people randomly.
• Simple Russian Boi (Boi) - Hand/finger amalgamation from the Russian realm, makes hard bass music.
• Sola - Shared Corty's seat. Gets lunch money stolen. May have African warlord uncle.
• Aaqil - The school's cat who brings cookies and sits on desks.
• Ran/Ron - The nurse with split personalities who will heal you by touching your balls.
• Tony - The headmaster who will shoot you if you enter his office.

@melchi I like that I am described as very quick-witted!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

@Dr.Quack I have a question. Just a little one.

What the actual fuck is this?