SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

Congratulations, @Azure_Fog , for writing a chapter of over 9000 words. Reading it, it's evident how much fun you had writing it and bringing your fantasies to life. The most commendable thing is that you made an effort to include almost all the characters, giving each one their moment in the spotlight. Congratulations, only you could have achieved this.
Despite everything, Matcha fared quite well, especially if we consider what happened to En-chan.

Undoubtedly, you are the Villain of this story.

Just never show that chapter to any doctor. Maintain your anonymity. I also recommend an FBI-proof VPN.

It's OVER 9k

 

[Azure_Fog]

Congratulations, @Azure_Fog , for writing a chapter of over 9000 words. Reading it, it's evident how much fun you had writing it and bringing your fantasies to life. The most commendable thing is that you made an effort to include almost all the characters, giving each one their moment in the spotlight. Congratulations, only you could have achieved this.

Thanks for the compliments~

Undoubtedly, you are the Villain of this story.

Stabby stabby~

Just never show that chapter to any doctor.

Noted.

I also recommend an FBI-proof VPN.

Also noted. I doubt it would stop them from digging things up if they tried though~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

We are going to introduce a Daikon Protect Act in the Student Council.

Thank you Nice Hooman

Are you sure? Mind if i take a bite just in case?

Spoiler

We are going to introduce a Daikon Protect Act in the Student Council.

Introduce it faster!

Blue F(r)og said I taste average. There's no point in tainting your magnificent taste buds with such lowly creature!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Thank you Nice Hooman

It's too late~ I'm here to collect another serving of daikon~

 

[Voidiris]

Congratulations, @Azure_Fog , for writing a chapter of over 9000 words. Reading it, it's evident how much fun you had writing it and bringing your fantasies to life. The most commendable thing is that you made an effort to include almost all the characters, giving each one their moment in the spotlight. Congratulations, only you could have achieved this.
Despite everything, Matcha fared quite well, especially if we consider what happened to En-chan.

Undoubtedly, you are the Villain of this story.

Just never show that chapter to any doctor. Maintain your anonymity. I also recommend an FBI-proof VPN.

She is just going to take this as a compliment because like statues of "incidents" show the success of those who committed them, you're just boosting her ego. So you did everything right.

 

[Corty]

It came to our attention that @DannyTheDaikon has been the target of chomp-chomps.​

From now on, any non-consensual or illegal chompings will be heavily taxed. We will confiscate the following body parts of students found doing it:

• Teeth
• Mouth
• Head
• Arms
• Digestive system
• Penis

These organs and/or body parts won't be returned for a week or until the appropriate bounty has been paid:

• ONE 24-carat golden egg PER teeth
• Blue-striped panties for the mouth (the color and stripes are fixed, no bargaining here)
• An album of Thriller on vinyl, dedicated by Michael Jackson for the head.
• An authentic lightsaber PER arm
• 100 kilos of bread for the digestive system. (must be fresh)
• lol, get rekt.

 

[Azure_Fog]

She is just going to take this as a compliment because like statues of "incidents" show the success of those who committed them, you're just boosting her ego. So you did everything right.

I took it as a compliment to my insanity~

It came to our attention that @DannyTheDaikon has been the target of chomp-chomps.​

From now on, any non-consensual or illegal chompings will be heavily taxed. We will confiscate the following body parts of students found doing it:

• Teeth
• Mouth
• Head
• Arms
• Digestive system
• Penis

These organs and/or body parts won't be returned for a week or until the appropriate bounty has been paid:

• ONE 24-carat golden egg PER teeth
• Blue-striped panties for the mouth (the color and stripes are fixed, no bargaining here)
• An album of Thriller on vinyl, dedicated by Michael Jackson for the head.
• An authentic lightsaber PER arm
• 100 kilos of bread for the digestive system. (must be fresh)
• lol, get rekt.

Good thing I stocked up on daikons before this~ And I can easily pay all of these prices~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

It came to our attention that @DannyTheDaikon has been the target of chomp-chomps.​

From now on, any non-consensual or illegal chompings will be heavily taxed. We will confiscate the following body parts of students found doing it:

• Teeth
• Mouth
• Head
• Arms
• Digestive system
• Penis

These organs and/or body parts won't be returned for a week or until the appropriate bounty has been paid:

• ONE 24-carat golden egg PER teeth
• Blue-striped panties for the mouth (the color and stripes are fixed, no bargaining here)
• An album of Thriller on vinyl, dedicated by Michael Jackson for the head.
• An authentic lightsaber PER arm
• 100 kilos of bread for the digestive system. (must be fresh)
• lol, get rekt.

Oh! Can I be the one to punish the guilty? I will return the body parts after a week, Soldiers' honor!

 

[Corty]

Oh! Can I be the one to punish the guilty? I will return the body parts after a week, Soldiers' honor!

You are part of the council so, sure~

 

[Azure_Fog]

I need volunteers to commentate for the tournament I'm running~ Anyone going to volunteer? Otherwise the commentators will be Envy, Anon, Tony, Corty, and Sailus. (The main speakers will likely be only Envy and Corty)

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

It came to our attention that @DannyTheDaikon has been the target of chomp-chomps.​

From now on, any non-consensual or illegal chompings will be heavily taxed. We will confiscate the following body parts of students found doing it:

• Teeth
• Mouth
• Head
• Arms
• Digestive system
• Penis

These organs and/or body parts won't be returned for a week or until the appropriate bounty has been paid:

• ONE 24-carat golden egg PER teeth
• Blue-striped panties for the mouth (the color and stripes are fixed, no bargaining here)
• An album of Thriller on vinyl, dedicated by Michael Jackson for the head.
• An authentic lightsaber PER arm
• 100 kilos of bread for the digestive system. (must be fresh)
• lol, get rekt.

PAISE THE LAW!

Good thing I stocked up on daikons before this~ And I can easily pay all of these prices~

Do you have any other daikons on the side? Am I not enough for you? Who are they?!

Oh God, oh no...
I've been hit by
I've been hit by
STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

 

[Azure_Fog]

Do you have any other daikons on the side? Am I not enough for you? Who are they?!

Oh God, oh no...
I've been hit by
I've been hit by
STOCKHOLM SYNDROME

I think I stabbed you a bit too hard then~ They're all you~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I think I stabbed you a bit too hard then~ They're all you~

My name is Legion, for we are many *que dramatic choir*

Every day I'm here I gain more power. Damn I love SHF

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

My name is Legion, for we are many *que dramatic choir*

Every day I'm here I gain more power. Damn I love SHF

Every time Danny is cut, more Danny's appear from the remains of the Daikon. You're an ever-growing army in one little body.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Denny

Denny? Who the hell is Denny? I only know Danny~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Denny? Who the hell is Denny? I only know Danny~

... Denny is my long-lost Eldritch brother of Corruption and Cheese. Their names are so similar, it's easy to make a mistake.

 

[Azure_Fog]

... Denny is my long-lost Eldritch brother of Corruption and Cheese. Their names are so similar, it's easy to make a mistake.

I see~ I'll eat them too~

 

[MidnightFox]

Oh! Can I be the one to punish the guilty? I will return the body parts after a week, Soldiers' honor!

You're going to keep the body parts (Penises) aren't you?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

You're going to keep the body parts (Penises) aren't you?

*hides away some spare arms* No...? What gave you that idea?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Every time Danny is cut, more Danny's appear from the remains of the Daikon. You're an ever-growing army in one little body.

So small, yet so powerful. I'm so amazing.