It came to our attention that @DannyTheDaikon has been the target of chomp-chomps.
From now on, any non-consensual or illegal chompings will be heavily taxed. We will confiscate the following body parts of students found doing it:
- Teeth
- Mouth
- Head
- Arms
- Digestive system
Penis
These organs and/or body parts won't be returned for a week or until the appropriate bounty has been paid:
- ONE 24-carat golden egg PER teeth
- Blue-striped panties for the mouth (the color and stripes are fixed, no bargaining here)
- An album of Thriller on vinyl, dedicated by Michael Jackson for the head.
- An authentic lightsaber PER arm
- 100 kilos of bread for the digestive system. (must be fresh)
lol, get rekt.