SHF High-school Fanfic

[Redemit]

My rp character is the government bureaucrat

The janitor Appears behind you without you noticing and whispers softly in your ear "oh look some garbage for the furnace" you're never seen again the school doesn't respawn you and you cease to exist within the schools reality

 

[LuoirM]

It came to our attention that @DannyTheDaikon has been the target of chomp-chomps.​

From now on, any non-consensual or illegal chompings will be heavily taxed. We will confiscate the following body parts of students found doing it:

• Teeth
• Mouth
• Head
• Arms
• Digestive system
• Penis

These organs and/or body parts won't be returned for a week or until the appropriate bounty has been paid:

• ONE 24-carat golden egg PER teeth
• Blue-striped panties for the mouth (the color and stripes are fixed, no bargaining here)
• An album of Thriller on vinyl, dedicated by Michael Jackson for the head.
• An authentic lightsaber PER arm
• 100 kilos of bread for the digestive system. (must be fresh)
• lol, get rekt.

God damn it

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

This ain't game of thrones.

It is now.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

It is now.

Does that make me Prince_Joffrey_Drogon ?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Does that make me Prince_Joffrey_Drogon ?

Probably?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Eat? oke *stabs and eats*

That's not nice, what @Corty said about biting without consent?

 

[Corty]

That's not nice, what @Corty said about biting without consent?

Take away her arms so she can't stab peeps for a week.

 

[MidnightFox]

well as a whole i liked @Azure_Fog chapter i just wish we had a longer 1v1 though

 

[Azure_Fog]

Take away her arms so she can't stab peeps for a week.

I can just grown new ones~

 

[Corty]

I can just grown new ones~

@Simple_Russian_Boi take them any time you see her with arms.

 

[Azure_Fog]

@Simple_Russian_Boi take them any time you see her with arms.

*stabs Russian*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh wait I forgot. Take this~ *hands over all bounties for body parts*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Wah...that sounds like Stockholm Syndrome...in a way...
'o'

Ah...you've realised it yourself...

'-'
DTD is broken...

X

I am I am a mess of a daikon... But it's a SHHS and my training arc is coming, so I shall put myself back into pieces and be reborn stronger than ever

I think you underestimate the abilities of the Eldritch~ Also, how are you going to tickle me if you've been sliced up?

Who said my parts need to be connected to the rest of my body to move? Behold, the power of a animated root vegetable!

Or what if I eat you in human form~

*remembers that En-chan also smelled fresh blood in the form of a HoomanDany* I think... I... Maybe... Y-you wouldn't... right? hehe... RIGHT?!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Who said my parts need to be connected to the rest of my body to move? Behold, the power of an animated root vegetable!

Hmm~ that would be funny~

*remembers that En-chan also smelled fresh blood in the form of a HoomanDany* I think... I... Maybe... Y-you wouldn't... right? hehe... RIGHT?!

I’ve eaten plenty of humans already~ one more won’t change anything~

 

[Reinaislost]

I am I am a mess of a daikon... But it's a SHHS and my training arc is coming, so I shall put myself back into pieces and be reborn stronger than ever

 

[Anon2024]

Steller Blade looks awesome.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*stabs Russian*

That's just rude. I'm taking away your arms every time I see you stab someone!

Alternatively, I can add so many arms to you that you won't even be able to move because of the weight.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

cute neko! thank you!

Hmm~ that would be funny~

Yeah! That's right! Try to catch me when there are multiples of me!

I’ve eaten plenty of humans already~ one more won’t change anything~

But... But... Ekhm... My hooman form is too hot for you to handle. Yesh. It would be a shame to eat such magnificent creature as HoomanDany. Yes. Absolutely.

 

[Azure_Fog]

That's just rude. I'm taking away your arms every time I see you stab someone!

Alternatively, I can add so many arms to you that you won't even be able to move because of the weight.

Two things~ First, I can stab you or regrow my arms. Second, I don’t think it’s possible to weigh me down with too many arms~ Unless you have several quintillion~ and even then I can just make them cease to exist~

Also also, I paid the Danny eating tax already~ you have no reason to take my arms~

 

[Azure_Fog]

But... But... Ekhm... My hooman form is too hot for you to handle. Yesh. It would be a shame to eat such magnificent creature as HoomanDany. Yes. Absolutely.

Hmmm~? And why would that matter?