SHF High-school Fanfic

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Anything can be made porn...

Quite true~

 

[MidnightFox]

Forgetting the actual Kraken and a Cerberus guarding her, plus as a Vamp Queen she probably gets some good perks/buffs, so I wouldn't cross her out so easily

You're forgetting the fact i can manipulate causality, and have multiple ways of restraining HelloHound and Kraken

 

[MidnightFox]

Forgetting the actual Kraken and a Cerberus guarding her, plus as a Vamp Queen she probably gets some good perks/buffs, so I wouldn't cross her out so easily

Not to mention that both En-chan and i have the same affinities for Blood and Darkness magic

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

You're forgetting the fact i can manipulate causality, and have multiple ways of restraining HelloHound and Kraken

Not to mention that En-chan and i Share affinities with Blood and Darkness magic

You making me want to level up some more so I can whoop you causality, Fallen Fox Your strength is a danger to me

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Ohhh
Is it to do with the size of it, or how the gun works?

Depends on what the gun is. Different oils for rifles, machine guns or pistols.

Like, would one that you have to pull the trigger for every shot need more maintenance than one that does multiple shots with one pull?

Don't know about every shot VS multiple ones, you just clean after every use. If it just lies there, gathering dust, it needs to be cleaned once a month.

Well...I don't drink alcohol so...I think that would be a massive feat if you ever achieved it with me

You underestimate my Russian powers! But if you don't drink, that's good. Like doctor Livesay once said: alcohol is death!

Stripped down meaning it doesn't work?
Or that it is less powerful?
What makes it stripped down?

It doesn't fire, but that's it. In all other things, it's the same.

'o'
How on earth did that happen?!

My whole family is military. Can't say more.

Oh, kind of like flooding it?

Not exactly. If there's too much oil, then dust will stick to it like nothing else. And when shooting it, it can catch fire.

'-'
Does that mean that cooking oil could be used for it?
Like olive oil?
Sunflower oil?
Etc...?

Not exactly. If there's too much oil, then dust will stick to it like nothing else. And when shooting it, it can catch fire.

Do you rely on your gun a lot, then?
Does it need to be maintained even if it hasn't been used for a long time?

No, it's mostly sport and training. And it needs attention every month, if it's just lying there.

'o'
How do you solve a jammed gun?
Is it easy to do or not?

You twist the bolt to get rid of the stuck bullet, if that doesn't help, then it's better to disassemble the weapon and carefully pull the bullet out of the barrel. Of course, this is also not without its dangers. Guns are generally dangerous.

o7

Ohhh
Is that a reflection of its power or how it's made?

Both. It is surprisingly easy to control the recoil.

Have you ever been?
|.o)

Nah, better safe then sorry.

Oooh, so you're fast with your hands.
But can also take your time and be extra thorough, I see.
'o'

It's better not to rush things, especially with guns.

'o'
Explode?!


How dangerous is it if it explodes?
Can it cause irreparable damage to a person?

Yes, it can, but it happens very rarely. Although mostly, it would just be exploding metal shards. You can guess how bad it can be.

Ohhh
But I meant more where do you put the oil on the gun?
Like, all over everything?
Just at the mechanisms?
Inside the barrel?
Etc...

No, just on the moving parts, then you wipe it off.

I'm sure you'd be a nice dad

X

Thank you!

 

[MidnightFox]

You making me want to level up some more so I can whoop you causality, Fallen Fox Your strength is a danger to me

You're welcome to try

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

You're welcome to try

Don't forget that I have been eaten by Azure over 10000 times already, and my secret is that I do in fact soak in a certain amount of power from whoever eats me... (someone discovered this earlier in the thread)

 

[MidnightFox]

You making me want to level up some more so I can whoop you causality, Fallen Fox Your strength is a danger to me

Would i willingly be Azure's sparing partner if i didn't have the strength to back it up?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

It's even in Cyrillic... I can only read "Elektrik" and "Remont" though

This is Ukrainian, car repair, suspension and wheel adjustment. Repair of electric generators and starters. Maintenance. Or something like that.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Can you leak some confidential Russian Military documents? If this makes it to the news headline, the popularity of SHF would skyrocket!

Bruh.

Martyr for the growth of the forum!

B R U H

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

This is Ukrainian, car repair, suspension and wheel adjustment. Repair of electric generators and starters. Maintenance. Or something like that.

Ah so I thought. Looked a bit weird. Though I learned a bit of Serbian ages ago, so I'm surprised I got this far

Would i willingly be Azure's sparing partner if i didn't have the strength to back it up?

Yes?

 

[MidnightFox]

Yes?

No i would be a Daikon in her bed

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

No i would be a Daikon in her bed

well... I don't really have anything to argue here... I quite enjoy this arrangement Still, ain't no way there's not even a bit of masochism in you. Not with all of that battle junkie thingy

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Ah so I thought. Looked a bit weird. Though I learned a bit of Serbian ages ago, so I'm surprised I got this far

Serbian is a cool language, and it wouldn't be a surprise if you would be able to read a lot of other languages of slavic origin.

 

[MidnightFox]

And yes i did study russian in school and my grades on it were a natural disaster

 

[MidnightFox]

well... I don't really have anything to argue here... I quite enjoy this arrangement Still, ain't no way there's not even a bit of masochism in you. Not with all of that battle junkie thingy

I have yet to be stabbed to that point not to mention i can cheat death, if you've read my character sheet you would know

 

[Nahrenne]

I was trying to distract you, so I don't have to explain to pure maiden what type of blow up doll I thought of Too pure

'-'
Oh.

Don't know about every shot VS multiple ones, you just clean after every use. If it just lies there, gathering dust, it needs to be cleaned once a month.

Ohhh
'o'

It doesn't fire, but that's it. In all other things, it's the same.

Ah, so like a decommissioned thing, then

My whole family is military. Can't say more.

'o'
Hopefully not connected to the Russian mafia type of military family that deals with weapons trading

Not exactly. If there's too much oil, then dust will stick to it like nothing else. And when shooting it, it can catch fire.

Ohhh

You twist the bolt to get rid of the stuck bullet, if that doesn't help, then it's better to disassemble the weapon and carefully pull the bullet out of the barrel. Of course, this is also not without its dangers. Guns are generally dangerous.

'-'
Weapons in general are dangerous

Would there be a risk of the bullet exploding during that process, or is the danger something else?

Both. It is surprisingly easy to control the recoil.

Oooh

Nah, better safe then sorry.

Good boy

Yes, it can, but it happens very rarely. Although mostly, it would just be exploding metal shards. You can guess how bad it can be.

Ouchies...
Mega ouchies...

No, just on the moving parts, then you wipe it off.

Ohhh
Now you've made me wonder if guns squeak/creak when not oiled like how doors do at their hinges.
'-'

Thank you!

*huggles*

Though I learned a bit of Serbian ages ago, so I'm surprised I got this far

My granddad was Serbian
Or, more to say he was Yugoslavian
'-'
Don't know a lick of the language, though, sadly.
He never taught my dad it even when asked, and he never spoke it after coming over.

X

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Serbian is a cool language, and it wouldn't be a surprise if you would be able to read a lot of other languages of slavic origin.

Yeah it was very easy for me to learn it. I was at it for like 6 months I think and I got to the point of being able to read and write and speak quite decently. It was almost 10 years ago though, and I stopped completely at a certain point, so I forgot most of it. I still regret it sometimes..

I am able to understand a good chunk of Czech and Slovak. Sound very close to my native

And yes i did study russian in school and my grades on it were a natural disaster

It's german for me... I can't speak it for shit. I swear I learned english in an instant, but german is just impossible for me. My mother is fluent tho so I can kind of make out what people talk about, but I won't be able to answer

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

My granddad was Serbian
Or, more to say he was Yugoslavian
'-'
Don't know a lick of the language, though, sadly.
He never taught my dad it even when asked, and he never spoke it after coming over.

X

It's a very pretty language, though, I'm guessing it would be quite hard to learn for English natives. Lots of sounds that normally don't exist in English. But a pretty language nonetheless

 

[Theirl]

@Sola-sama would u be willing to give me an interview?