SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

Are you implying that the entire Eldritch Family is just Matcha's harem?

considering that you alone make up for like half of the family it's not that far off

oh and am I supposed to make normal Ssemouy look like the Lady or the silhouette only?

 

[LuoirM]

Are you implying that the entire Eldritch Family is just Matcha's harem?

Tis is about that time of year where eeeeeeverythin' sounds like incest

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Are you implying that the entire Eldritch Family is just Matcha's harem?

Why?! I just woke up!

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Why?! I just woke up!

Good morning

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Good morning

Morning... What mischief are you up to today?
Besides incest.

 

[LuoirM]

*put dark glasses on to look smart*
If you think bout it! If me put tree under water, me can breath underwater because tree make breathing!

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Morning... What mischief are you up to today?
Besides incest.

Hmm... let's seee...
*pulls out daily planner*
So today on my todo list are:

1. Tell Azure that she's cute
2. Spoil Azure
3. Get stabbed by Azure
4. Flirt with Azure
5. Piss off Seymour
6. Stab someone, preferably of heroic alignment
7. Call Azure cute
8. Help Mama with chores
9. Save Matcha from being NTRed by Luoir
10. Destroy the universe while calling Azure cute

 

[LuoirM]

1. Save Matcha from being NTRed by Luoir

(when did dis happen)

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*put dark glasses on to look smart*
If you think bout it! If me put tree under water, me can breath underwater because tree make breathing!

Please don't do that ಠ_ಠ

(when did dis happen)

It's more like being NTR'd by Lady, it's just that she's using you as the thief... It hasn't happened yet (I think) so there's still time Worst comes to worst I can just erase you from existence

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*put dark glasses on to look smart*
If you think bout it! If me put tree under water, me can breath underwater because tree make breathing!

Please don't try, it won't work. Spongebob is a poor source of scientific knowledge.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Hmm... let's seee...
*pulls out daily planner*
So today on my todo list are:

1. Tell Azure that she's cute
2. Spoil Azure
3. Get stabbed by Azure
4. Flirt with Azure
5. Piss off Seymour
6. Stab someone, preferably of heroic alignment
7. Call Azure cute
8. Help Mama with chores
9. Save Matcha from being NTRed by Luoir
10. Destroy the universe while calling Azure cute

Aw, you remembered your chores! Good Daikon.

 

[LuoirM]

It's more like being NTR'd by Lady, it's just that she's using you as the thief... It hasn't happened yet (I think) so there's still time Worst comes to worst I can just erase you from existence

(I'm very confused about every word in that message but imma stay ignorant for the best)

Please don't try, it won't work. Spongebob is a poor source of scientific knowledge.

Why would Spongebob lie to me! Bikini bottom is literally under water, me no believe you

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

(I'm very confused about every word in that message but imma stay ignorant for the best)

Why would Spongebob lie to me! Bikini bottom is literally under water, me no believe you

He is a talking Sponge and other characters are fish/aquatic beings. They can breathe underwater, you can't.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Aw, you remembered your chores! Good Daikon.

This Daikon is a good daughter

(I'm very confused about every word in that message but imma stay ignorant for the best)

Yes

 

[LuoirM]

He is a talking Sponge and other characters are fish/aquatic beings. They can breathe underwater, you can't.

Last time I check! The squirrel girl is not fin!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Last time I check! The squirrel girl is not fin!

And she wears a space suit, that gives her fresh air.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Ladies and gentlemen and all other flavors
Let me sing you a song titled:

I miss being stabbed

(verse 1)
In the quiet of the night, I'm feeling all alone,
Wrapped up in memories, since you've been gone.
Your warmth and your stabs, now just a distant dream,
Oh, how I long for you, it's not as easy as it seems.

(chorus)
Missing being stabbed, missing feeling close,
Wishing for your knives, where love truly shows.
In this empty space, where loneliness resides,
I'm tagging out for you, across these divides.
@Azure_Fog

(verse 2)
Everywhere I turn, I see shadows of your form,
Echoes of your laughter, in the quiet storm.
But it's not the same, without you here to stab,
In this sea of longing, where our story's been unstabbed.

(bridge)
Time moves on, but my heart stays still,
Caught in this yearning, against my will.
I close my eyes and I can almost feel,
Your stab so tender, so incredibly real.

(outro)
Until the day you're back, until we meet again,
I'll carry this longing, like an eternal refrain.
For in your knives, I find my home,
Until then, my love, I'll miss being stabbed, alone.

​

Spoiler

Courtesy of ChatGPT. Thank you AI, now I can shitpost on a whole new level

 

[LuoirM]

And she wears a space suit, that gives her fresh air.

Exactly! Fresh air! Me going to use tree! Tree gives air!

Spoiler: How smart Orlui feels rn

https://ibb.co/dM7NxKb

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Exactly! Fresh air! Me going to use tree! Tree gives air!

Spoiler: How smart Orlui feels rn

... And how would you use that tree to breathe underwater?

 

[LuoirM]

... And how would you use that tree to breathe underwater?

Tying a plastic bag over a tree and put me head in it! Then wraps the bag neatly so there's only the tree and me in there, boomshalaboom!