Which fantasy creature would you like to eat?

NoFcuksGiven

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I have been watching "Delicious in Dungeon" (Great anime, btw. You should watch it.) and have been thinking about this question for a while now: which fantasy creature would theoretically taste the best?

Now I know that most of you would probably go for dragon since, you know, it's a motherf*cking dragon. But think about it, do you really want to eat a dragon because you might like the taste of it or do you want to eat a dragon just for the prestige of eating a goddamn dragon? I just think it's a bit overhyped, to be honest.

Now, if I were to choose, putting all moral and cultural quandaries aside, I would probably have to go with the unicorn. There are plenty of cultures around the world where people have eaten horse meat regularly and had quite enjoyed it. And a unicorn is basically just a better version of a horse, so I can imagine unicorn meat being way taster than horse meat. Plus, there is a slight possibility that I might fart rainbows by the end of it and who doesn't like rainbow farts?

Anyway, what are your thoughts? Which fantasy creature would you like to try out in a daring culinary experience?
 

Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

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This dragon wants to eat a griffin. I think it would taste like chicken.
Unicorn would be nice, but I could catch a winged one. Of course, I mean the real unicorns, elasmotherium.
I wonder how centaur would taste like, human or horse? Now I'm thinking of eating minotaur steaks.
Cooking a slime well done could prove interesting.
 
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l8rose

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One of those cute little animals that magical girls get. I'm just curious. Would they taste like the animal they're based on or would they just be magically delicious?

And a chimera. Would the taste be the same all over or would each animal part taste different?
 

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I have 3.
1, Dragon. Contrary to your points, i've wanted to ever since I watched MaidDragon.
2, Unicorn. I've had horse and it wasn't too terrible, so I can only imagine a magic horse would be even better.
3, Quetzalcoatl. I seriously want to try a magical bird drumstick.
 

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