SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Potato souls are definitely part of my diet!

Potatos have souls...?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Potatos have souls...?

Yes! Some are even Eldritch!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Yes! Some are even Eldritch!

Can't believe I forgot about it!

 

[Hopper]

 

[Hopper]

For the drug cartel, here's a helpful guide.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*provides lots of cuddles*
*caresses hair an back*
Sweet dreams

I didn’t dream.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I didn’t dream.

good morning?

 

[Azure_Fog]

good morning?

Morning.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Morning.

Someone's grumpy you can stab me of you need to let out some steam

 

[Night_Market]

Ooh! I wanna Join! @Corty

Name: Abbadon Impestra
Species: Imp(Working on her promotion to fiend)
Job: School Receptionist
Description: a white haired imp girl with a very corporate way of speaking, always making business puns, she almost never gets any work done but instead prefers to promote her products, usually cursed items, despite this she is still paid and hasn't been fired, since she's the only one who will work for souls rather than money.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Someone's grumpy you can stab me of you need to let out some steam

…
*stabs unenthusiastically*

Ooh! I wanna Join! @Corty

Name: Abbadon Impestra
Species: Imp(Working on her promotion to fiend)
Job: School Receptionist
Description: a white haired imp girl with a very corporate way of speaking, always making business puns, she almost never gets any work done but instead prefers to promote her products, usually cursed items, despite this she is still paid and hasn't been fired, since she's the only one who will work for souls rather than money.

Welcome to the stabbing list~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

…
*stabs unenthusiastically*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*stares off into space*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*stares off into space*

Did somebody touched your hair without your permission?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Did somebody touched your hair without your permission?

no...
*sits down*
*continues to stare off into space*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

no...
*sits down*
*continues to stare off into space*

*picks up @DannyTheDaikon*
*places her on your lap*
*leaves*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*picks up @DannyTheDaikon*
*places her on your lap*
*leaves*

*pats Danny's head absentmindedly*
*is still staring off into space*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Ooh! I wanna Join! @Corty

Name: Abbadon Impestra
Species: Imp(Working on her promotion to fiend)
Job: School Receptionist
Description: a white haired imp girl with a very corporate way of speaking, always making business puns, she almost never gets any work done but instead prefers to promote her products, usually cursed items, despite this she is still paid and hasn't been fired, since she's the only one who will work for souls rather than money.

Hello there! I'm Lord Matcha, nice to meet you.
You seem like an interesting person, tell me more about yourself!
Also, you seem to be familiar with hell. By any chance, do you know my Papa (my biological mother)? She should be a succubus. I imagine she has green hair and emerald eyes like mine, because I definitely didn't get them from my Mama (my biological father). It seems that she is a rather elusive demon, who went out to buy cigarettes but hasn't come back for almost two decades... Perhaps you have some information about her?
If this seems like a strange request, don't worry, this is the norm at this school.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*pats Danny's head absentmindedly*
*is still staring off into space*

*comes back with a bowl soul grapes*
*places the bowl on the floor near you*
So. Want to talk about it?

 

[Azure_Fog]

*comes back with a bowl soul grapes*
*places the bowl on the floor near you*
So. Want to talk about it?

*munches on soul grapes with one hand*
*rubs Danny's ears with the other*
So... sleepy...
*stares off into space*