SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*munches on soul grapes with one hand*
*rubs Danny's ears with the other*
So... sleepy...
*stares off into space*

Ah... You're sleepy, but you can't fall asleep?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ah... You're sleepy, but you can't fall asleep?

Nope... the day has... already begun...
*teleports to cliff overlooking sea*
*continues staring off into space*
*keeps rubbing Danny's ears*

 

[Night_Market]

Hello there! I'm Lord Matcha, nice to meet you.
You seem like an interesting person, tell me more about yourself!
Also, you seem to be familiar with hell. By any chance, do you know my Papa (my biological mother)? She should be a succubus. I imagine she has green hair and emerald eyes like mine, because I definitely didn't get them from my Mama (my biological father). It seems that she is a rather elusive demon, who went out to buy cigarettes but hasn't come back for almost two decades... Perhaps you have some information about her?
If this seems like a strange request, don't worry, this is the norm at this school.

Not as far as I know, I'm only a few hundred years old after all, and spend most of my time trying to find new cursed- I mean mystical artifacts from different universes.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

It was on the first day of class that I felt a gaze burning into me...
..it was Matcha, seated beside me.
He could not pry his eyes away from me, even for a moment.
That man is confident, his smile charming. It is as if the male lead in the games I played had come to life.
I can't help but glance back, into every possibility that rests within his being.
And he loves me so, so much.
Why, look! See how his eyes twinkle like the most brilliant of emeralds for every second he lays them upon me?
I love the Matcha who loves me.
His gaze that softens only for me.
His bedeviling smile that exists only for me.
His chocolate heart that beats for no one else but me.
Matcha, who can find happiness, only through me.

Heroine through Ssemouy's eyes? Or Ssemouy? It definitely seems like Heroine, but she shouldn't exist at this point yet.
But she can make the impossible possible, so... I'm quite confused and my heart is beating so fast.

Nonetheless, these honeyed words from a yandere ready to stab me with her love warm my chocolate heart.
I'll have to be careful or it might melt. But I'm ready to accept it all!

Let's be honest... He'll be into that

My sister knows me very well.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Not as far as I know, I'm only a few hundred years old after all, and spend most of my time trying to find new cursed- I mean mystical artifacts from different universes.

It's a real shame.
Maybe you could ask around among your acquaintances. I would be grateful to you!

By the way, these cursed mystical artifacts that you're looking for... are you looking for something specific or just collecting them?
I gather they are for sale. What would you recommend to me?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Not as far as I know, I'm only a few hundred years old after all, and spend most of my time trying to find new cursed- I mean mystical artifacts from different universes.

Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~

• $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
• Half decent coffee
• Actually good coffee
• Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
• Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
• Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
• Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
• Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
• Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon) (will result in stabbing)
• Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
• Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
• Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond non-multiversal class Eldritch comprehension)

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

It's a real shame.
Maybe you could ask around among your acquaintances. I would be grateful to you!

By the way, these cursed mystical artifacts that you're looking for... are you looking for something specific or just collecting them?
I gather they are for sale. What would you recommend to me?

Looking at Matcha trying to find his Papa is so strange... Feels like I did something very bad.

Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~

• $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
• Half decent coffee
• Actually good coffee
• Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
• Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
• Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
• Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
• Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
• Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon) (will result in stabbing)
• Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
• Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
• Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond non-multiversal class Eldritch comprehension)

Oh, can I have some more instant coffee? I miss the tree bark taste.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh, can I have some more instant coffee? I miss the tree bark taste.

Okay~
*hands coffee*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Okay~
*hands coffee*

It tastes like sadness

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

It tastes like sadness

 

[Azure_Fog]

*continues rubbing ears*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Looking at Matcha trying to find his Papa is so strange... Feels like I did something very bad.

Mama, you haven't done anything wrong, it's not your fault! It's Papa who hasn't come back yet!
*hugs tightly*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*continues rubbing ears*

ehehe~ nice

 

[Azure_Fog]

ehehe~ nice

*rubs ears more*
*ruses Danny's head as a pillow*
so... tired.........

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Ooh! I wanna Join! @Corty

Name: Abbadon Impestra
Species: Imp(Working on her promotion to fiend)
Job: School Receptionist
Description: a white haired imp girl with a very corporate way of speaking, always making business puns, she almost never gets any work done but instead prefers to promote her products, usually cursed items, despite this she is still paid and hasn't been fired, since she's the only one who will work for souls rather than money.

Welcome I guess?
<Is it time to add another one to that list?>
Yes SNVW yes...

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*rubs ears more*
*ruses Danny's head as a pillow*
so... tired.........

*tries to sit without moving*
Daikon Pillow
I will kidnap you so you can rest

 

[Azure_Fog]

*tries to sit without moving*
Daikon Pillow
I will kidnap you so you can rest

No rest... for the Eldritch...
*falls asleep*
(I wish I could sleep....... :/)

 

[Night_Market]

Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~

• $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
• Half decent coffee
• Actually good coffee
• Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
• Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
• Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
• Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
• Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
• Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon) (will result in stabbing)
• Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
• Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
• Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond non-multiversal class Eldritch comprehension)

Um... Do you sell Nyarlochinno?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

No rest... for the Eldritch...
*falls asleep*
(I wish I could sleep....... :/)

Hide behind books and nap during class
You can do it You'll be back home soon and then lots of sleepy

 

[Azure_Fog]

Um... Do you sell Nyarlochinno?

I can create some if you want it~

Hide behind books and nap during class
You can do it You'll be back home soon and then lots of sleepy

Books? What books? What are books?
Dead trees that have scribbles on them that cause you to hallucinate vividly?
(There are no books to hide behind)
(also not enough time... any nap I could take would be counterproductive...)