MatchaChocolate69
Edible Bittersweet Edgelord, Rebel against Entropy
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2023
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Chocolate.
(me looking AT RIGHT NOW, not kiddingly, having a bitten piece of chocolate in my hand)
(see @Iamnotabot looking at me with a predatory gaze while slurping tongue on lips)
(and AGAIN coincidentally is night time)
*Gulp*
Eat some normal food please.man, can't believe we smell like the food we just ate. that sucks, and totally doesn't happen every single time irl. guess that makes us sugar flavored (ate 1 [one] gummy bear this morning)
no, don't think we will. gonna surprise the body. will it be a healthy meal today? or will we forget to eat again? will it be 50 calories, or 3,000 calories? gotta keep the ol' bod on its toes, make sure it never knows what's going on. that way, it can't get the upper hand on you when the flesh inevitably revolts.Eat some normal food please.
Bro I might smell like banana, but I am not banana. Please stop calling armies of monkeys or minions.
*Sniffa*Weirdoes. I smell like a perfectly normal human being.
Btw I will delete the photo you secretly took of me when i gave you the beers.
You know, with the amount of virtual beer I'm drinking to calm down my envy - not you En-cnan - I might have to return to the "Alcoholic" handle.
Shouldn't you peel the banana first?
TextureShouldn't you peel the banana first?
So you are those kind of guys who use knife and fork to eat banana. Good for you.Texture
SporkSo you are those kind of guys who use knife and fork to eat banana. Good for you.