Agentt

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    Its funny that when I ask people,
    What's the word for day after tomorrow?
    They reply,
    I don't know
    But when i say
    Isn't it weird there is no word for day after tomorrow?
    They instantly reply,
    Its overmorrow
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    Actually, we do have separate words, there is today, yesterday, and death, but with time, death lost its meaning as tomorrow
    Ddraig
    Ddraig
    Most languages have a word for all these situations, English is just a bit terrible as always.
    Ddraig
    Ddraig
    @Agentt except it is pretty easy to be specific which you mean in Hindi. And there is a proper word for both day before yesterday and day after tomorrow.
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    A person asked some tips on how to write a kiss scene, and someone replied, use personal experience.

    So, here we have a kiss scene written by me based on my personal experience of kissing my hand

    Suck
    Suck suck
    Suck suck suck suck
    Suck suck?
    Suck
    *coughs*
    *wheezes*
    Oh god, its stuck in my throat!
    *coughs×99*
    Suck suck suck suck
    Wow, this tastes bad.
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    "he claims that sexiness is but a byproduct of society's conditioning, but all he's really masking is the fact that he's given up on love altogether, and that he will never experience the passion one would share with a significant other. but most importantly, it is only to cope with the fact that he, unfortunately, does not own an air fryer."
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    Don't bring the air fryer into this!
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    "the lolicon's ultimate goal and wish was to find love within the world created by the happiness of his air fryer. alas, that happiness was torn to shreds the moment he dared utter the words 'i find the instant pot better'. his entire life's mission was wreaked with misery, end goal disappearing from sight. the olden horizon loomed over him as his love was blown away, life being the measly flame upon the candle."
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    @CadmarLegend has a discord bot to announce new chapter uploads named Agentt is a pervert and my father, who knows my username often asks me who this person is and why does he call me a pervert every few minutes
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    Tell him it's the loli from the r18 server you joined
    Agentt
    The dragon was a metaphor for a horse all along
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    Agentt
    Agentt
    I am so concerned...
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    start praying and hope a god is willing enough to listen
    Agentt
    Agentt
    I don't need a God, I have mine own, she is called Fate, and is the only goddess of the religion I made, interested?
    Agentt
    Are there any microscopic pokemons?
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Hmm...I mean, there are some tiny ones but I don't really think there'd be a point to microscopic ones since how would you know they were there?
    *tilts head*

    X
    gogo7966
    gogo7966
    the title for smallest pokemon is a tie at 10cm/4"
    CadmarLegend
    Ntr-d lolicon, how are you feeling today?
    Agentt
    Agentt
    I am not ntr-d. And i am feeling hungry right now. Also, suffering from a writer's block.
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    Agentt
    Dear seasquid,
    I...wasn't here when you said your farewells. And I really regret that you couldn't get a "good luck" from me,
    That one time I was annoyed by people, including you for telling me to read history in that thread I made is haunting me now.

    Have safe travels, dearie. Take care, you will find what you wish for, its a blessing from me,
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    Gives mooncakes. Hello agentdad. When are you gonna do spookydo avi? :blob_cookie::blob_evil:

    We shall stuff, stuff stuff you with sugar and treats! Will be sweet! :D
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    We got three boxes of it...
    Have eaten traditional cantonese one and snow skin one. I don't think ate suzhou variation or chaoshan yet.

    Traditional cantonese mooncake very stuff, sweet and high calories. We usually split it into pieces and each one takes a piece to go with some tea . We don't eat the whole thing by itself.

    Nice for a lil something sweet. Just not when theres so much of it still around. :P
    Agentt
    Agentt
    Oh my, sounds tasty, what do you eat it with?
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    Deleted member 45782
    Tea.

    Its not everyone's cup of tea thu. It could be too sweet or just not right type of filling.

    I should...probably eat a small chunk for breakfast. Haha got like 7 other ones. I do like lotus one with salt egg yolk too. Savory a bit.
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